what the bastard

You say it when you get really pissed and confused. And I mean REALLY pissed, because you're implying your confusion is an illegitimate child.

That zombie squirted cum on my roast beef sandwich. WHAT THE BASTARD IS WRONG WITH HIM?

by MJoeJaX November 21, 2004

what are those?

an exclamation shouted by social media users everywhere when referring to someone without "shoe game". originated as a vine, and can sometimes be funny, but lots of lame people don't say it with enough force and end up looking extremely awkward.

kid: "mom, I got one question for you."
mom: "oh alrigh-"
kid: "what are those? ." *points to moms loafers*

by Medium Salsa August 6, 2015

what is a question?

Possibly the most stupid and retarted questin someone could think of because they are asking what a question even though they put it in a form of a question.

What is a question? That is a question. What is?

by Can of Worms December 6, 2006

What are those

A stupid ass saying made up on vine but I most likely use it when I see crocks on a person's feet.

1; what are those?!?
2; those are my crocs.

by Bribri11 November 18, 2015

What's the jams?

Alternate of "what's up?", or "How's it goin?"

Dude, What's the jams?

by DonGiovanni June 1, 2006

WHat the hell

Phrase meaning what on earth is going on or i can't believe any body can do something that stupid

Jack one day said to me Don't argue logic with me I'll win i immedetly thought WHat the hell and started to laugh obsessively at him.

by Travis June 11, 2005

That's What's Up

A way of agreeing to what the other is saying. Or if they ask you a question it can also mean that you are down to do what they're asking.

1:"Ay mayne, i got this killa, we blazinituptoday?"
2:"Shiiiit, that's what's up!"

by MonalisaelisaDelafusa April 8, 2009