1) A sexy breakfast menu item probably requiring the use of whip cream.
2) A gruesome wrestling move which requires a boot making an imprint on the fat roll of a bitter bitch.
2) A gruesome wrestling move which requires a boot making an imprint on the fat roll of a bitter bitch.
1) Man, I sure am horny for some testy waffles.
2) That bitch was hating on me so I put a Big Mac on the ground and while she was down I stomped a Testy Waffle on that skank.
2) That bitch was hating on me so I put a Big Mac on the ground and while she was down I stomped a Testy Waffle on that skank.
by Tinytatertot December 3, 2011
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Get the Firey Waffle mug.Created in a lab by combining everything that is good in the world it is a waffle with bacon inside, yes inside of it. It has come to reside at Leroy's in Anchorage, Alaska and is known to be the best breakfast after a late night out. It is impossible not to smile while taking you first bite, not even the great Chuck Norris could resist. It is the colsest one can come to being in Heaven without actually being there. Once one has been eaten there's no turning back as they are more addictive than meth. It is not uncommon for groups of people to form clans or packs and travel to LeRoy's as often as possible. However if a member goes judas (see defiition for Judas) then they can be kicked out if 2 or more members decide they are unworthy. Once kicked out the only way back in is to buy everybody a bacon waffle and hope they are re-instated. As a warning, do not eat one unless you are ready to find all other foods somewhat lacking in taste after consuming your first. But as any veteran bacon-waffler will tell you, it is well worth it.
"How'd you end up in jail?"
"I held up a bank so I could afford more bacon waffles."
"Good man"
"After eating my first bacon waffle I felt as if I was hovering off the ground."
"I held up a bank so I could afford more bacon waffles."
"Good man"
"After eating my first bacon waffle I felt as if I was hovering off the ground."
by Haon11 August 30, 2011
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Get the blue waffles mug.The act of pouring hot syrup down somebodys ass while slapping their balls with a waffle. Commonly only a dumbfuck would do this.
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You seriously don't know how to react to that sort of thing.
You seriously don't know how to react to that sort of thing.
by SCRY December 8, 2007
Get the Homo Waffles mug.When one's friend is so busy being sick in the shower that they fail to notice one entering the bathroom naked to have a piss.
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