Firey Waffle

When you go to fuck a woman's pussy shortly after applying hot sauce to the dick like lube

the sex didnt last long after we did the firey waffle

by Charly Sheen October 1, 2012

Homo Waffles

When two gay couples are together.

It's the weirdest thing when you see homo waffles.
You seriously don't know how to react to that sort of thing.

by SCRY December 8, 2007

Twaut Waffle

Twaut Waffle: A Crippled up Vagina, that kind of looks like a Walfle. Some people get confused and think they are eating breakfast.

Jack went down on Jill and thought he was eating breakfast. Twaut Waffle

by Shsvdhdvsv January 15, 2017

Twat- Waffled

When one's friend is so busy being sick in the shower that they fail to notice one entering the bathroom naked to have a piss.

"On a scale to sober to Twat- Waffled, how drunk were you last night>"

by giraffeostrichbanana April 14, 2015

connor the waffle

cancer

connor the waffle: W A D D L E D E E W A D D L EW A D D L EW A D D L E
me: *already ded after only 5 seconds*

by purple13542 April 25, 2019

blue waffles

VERY NASTY AND FUCKING DISGUSTING DISEASED PUSSY!

I broke up with her after I found out she had blue waffles!

by the explainer 69 March 12, 2017

Bacon Waffle

Created in a lab by combining everything that is good in the world it is a waffle with bacon inside, yes inside of it. It has come to reside at Leroy's in Anchorage, Alaska and is known to be the best breakfast after a late night out. It is impossible not to smile while taking you first bite, not even the great Chuck Norris could resist. It is the colsest one can come to being in Heaven without actually being there. Once one has been eaten there's no turning back as they are more addictive than meth. It is not uncommon for groups of people to form clans or packs and travel to LeRoy's as often as possible. However if a member goes judas (see defiition for Judas) then they can be kicked out if 2 or more members decide they are unworthy. Once kicked out the only way back in is to buy everybody a bacon waffle and hope they are re-instated. As a warning, do not eat one unless you are ready to find all other foods somewhat lacking in taste after consuming your first. But as any veteran bacon-waffler will tell you, it is well worth it.

"How'd you end up in jail?"
"I held up a bank so I could afford more bacon waffles."
"Good man"

"After eating my first bacon waffle I felt as if I was hovering off the ground."

by Haon11 August 30, 2011