Look at that desert turtle!
by Smartypants79 July 21, 2015
I was turtle heading and sneezed which beheading the turtle
by NotABam October 10, 2017
A code word used in Las Vegas’s hotel and casino industry to make other men aware that multiple woman are in the area.
“ Turtles on the beach. I repeat. We have turtles on the beach gentleman”
“10-4. We are on the way up”.
“10-4. We are on the way up”.
by NDemGuts February 24, 2021
Those unquestionable signs that a turtle has been taking a peek out the back door. Skid marks on one's undergarments as the result of turtleheading.
I pulled off me trousers and to my dismay, I found another set of turtle tracks. I can't wait until they finish renovating the third floor bathroom!
by Bobby "StreetCred" Mcgraw July 24, 2017
When one has anal sex with their partner while the partner is on their back and are "Turtle heading", Creating an awful smell
Man 1: "Yea, she said she needed a shit, but i wanted to try anal anyway. We ended up doing a stinky turtle"
Man 2: "Jesus Christ man, was it messy?"
Man 1: "Not to bad actually"
Man 2: "Jesus Christ man, was it messy?"
Man 1: "Not to bad actually"
by General Stinky December 16, 2016
by Turtle Storm January 19, 2018
by El Guapo Muchacho February 05, 2016