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Texan Tongue Twister

n. A sexual action: during which a male preforms a rimjob on a female’s asshole. First, the woman clenches their ring muscle around the man’s tongue so he can’t get away, then kicks her leg up around his head and rolls over, leading to his tongue’s removal.
“Hey why are you talking like you got stung by a bee?”
“Mly glirl dethided thoo glive mle a Thexthen Thongue Thwithder.”

Texan tongue twister
by HippyDippy_ August 3, 2021
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Tongue Stamp

The figurative footprint of someone who ate you out. Can be used to reference that that more than one person had done it.
I’d like to leave a tongue stamp on her.

How many tongue stamps does this girl have?
by Russian Unicorn July 23, 2019
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Executive Tongue-punch

When a dog-shit employee goes out of their way to french kiss the shit-box of a high level manager as a means to promote job security. Generally, this is done when said employee should be fulfilling their job responsibilites, but instead choses to spend that time caressing the managerial balloon-knot.

Other forms of "Executive Tongue-punching" include, but are not limited to: inviting the boss and his wife over for dinner, going out drinking with the CEO, and going on vacation with the president of the company.
Brian: "Did we get those reports from Greg yet?"

John: "Nope. Been waiting on them all morning. I guess an executive tongue-punch comes before his job."
by Shenaniganz13 February 8, 2023
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Frog Tonguing

When kissing your partner you alternate sticking your tongues out into each other's mouths similar to a frog sticking it's tongue out!
Dude! I just had the hottest make out session ever! She totally started frog tonguing me!
by samtheengineer June 5, 2018
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Moose tongue

The gritty, pasty, slimy, film like feeling on your tongue after eating. Especially after eating ass.
I got really bad moose tongue after eating Kim’s ass last night.
by Tom minor October 15, 2022
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Tongue Tongle

Kissing someone passionately, but awkwardly, like two tongues trying to scissor each other.
Did you want to tongue tongle for our first kiss?

Brian and sierra came out from the back of the barn because they were embarrassed they did the tongue tongle.
At a party with friends: Rebecca: “did they do the tongue tongle.” Chelsea: “yes their tongues were sloppy and weird.”

Unfortunately, my first kiss was something like the tongue tongle, it felt like I was being kissed by a dog.
by lunastarmeet April 19, 2023
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poon tongue

The use of smooth talk to persuade a women to have sex.
I used my poon tongue at the bar last night on a hot blonde.
by Silver Tongue Devil November 21, 2010
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