tom brady

Matt cassel clone wearing #12. Most OVERRATED person in US history. His greatness is a bigger hoax than manti teo's girlfriend. Recipient of insane amounts of undue credit. Fabricate wins by cheating & riding coattails & robert kraft bribing refs(tuck rule). Crybaby, whiny bitch, fag, asshole, piece of shit. A deadbeat dad(john moynahan). Does Zoolander style modeling(looking like a fag but not knowing it). Choker in the biggest games 18-1. Eli's bitch.

The infant dropped tom brady in his diaper & needed it changed.

In the championship game johnny pulled a tom brady & choked.

If you tom brady on your exam you will get expelled from school.

Eli just killed that silly fuck. Ya what a tom brady.

by John Doe11 January 2, 2014

Tom Brady

pussy; wimp; weakling

-Did you here about Jim? He was crying because of a mosquito bite!
-Wow! What a Tom Brady!

by Lee-bay January 1, 2009

peeping tom

A skilled spy; a master in the art of voyeurism. Sadly, critics write-off the sophistication of the TRUE Peeping Toms, stereotyping us into derogatory characters and adolescent perverts. In truth, we are ALL Peeping Toms compelled by spectacle and secret, testing the boundaries of that elusive fabrication called "privacy". If you want to learn more about the true lives of Peeping Toms, visit Peeping Tom Confessions.

The Peeping Tom had a successful night, spying the prom queen in the boyfriend's car outside the movie theater.

by PEEPINGTOM April 14, 2007

tom brady

okay im fucking sick of people calling tom brady the most underrated quarterback in football. if he's so underrated to everybody, than why dont they just rate him higher? the media kisses his ass and call him underrated, well guess what guys? We're all watching the media to see how they rate quarterbacks. He is overrated if anything, and only does well because he has an amazing team to back him up. How well do you think he'd do if he were on the texans?

Sports Guy 1: Tom Brady is so underrated
Sports Guy 2: Yeah he's the most underrated player in football
Sports Guy 3: How can you guys kiss Tom Brady's all day on National TV just like everyone else and still call him the most underrated player in the game? Show some love to someone who deserves it, like joey porter, or vick, or even the third string punter for the lions.

by dgsdgsahgahgasha September 2, 2006

Raging Tom

When Tom gets stuck in space, IE, having an erection that lasts for over four hours.

at first i was excited to try Viagra. to my horror, it ended with a Raging Tom

by M34784ll May 20, 2010

Tom-tation

The incredible, uncontrollable temptation one has for Tom DeLonge.

Jenna, I seriously cannot control my Tom-tation.

by Hoenoodle February 28, 2008

Tom Norris

The NCCT Chuck Norris, only cooler.

Created by Abbi

Tom Norris doesn't get the flowers, the flowers get Tom.

by oibdude April 1, 2009