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tom brady

Matt cassel clone wearing #12. Most OVERRATED person in US history. His greatness is a bigger hoax than manti teo's girlfriend. Recipient of insane amounts of undue credit. Fabricate wins by cheating & riding coattails & robert kraft bribing refs(tuck rule). Crybaby, whiny bitch, fag, asshole, piece of shit. A deadbeat dad(john moynahan). Does Zoolander style modeling(looking like a fag but not knowing it). Choker in the biggest games 18-1. Eli's bitch.
The infant dropped tom brady in his diaper & needed it changed.

In the championship game johnny pulled a tom brady & choked.

If you tom brady on your exam you will get expelled from school.

Eli just killed that silly fuck. Ya what a tom brady.
by John Doe11 January 2, 2014
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Tom Brady

-Did you here about Jim? He was crying because of a mosquito bite!
-Wow! What a Tom Brady!
by Lee-bay January 1, 2009
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peeping tom

A skilled spy; a master in the art of voyeurism. Sadly, critics write-off the sophistication of the TRUE Peeping Toms, stereotyping us into derogatory characters and adolescent perverts. In truth, we are ALL Peeping Toms compelled by spectacle and secret, testing the boundaries of that elusive fabrication called "privacy". If you want to learn more about the true lives of Peeping Toms, visit Peeping Tom Confessions.
The Peeping Tom had a successful night, spying the prom queen in the boyfriend's car outside the movie theater.
by PEEPINGTOM April 14, 2007
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tom brady

okay im fucking sick of people calling tom brady the most underrated quarterback in football. if he's so underrated to everybody, than why dont they just rate him higher? the media kisses his ass and call him underrated, well guess what guys? We're all watching the media to see how they rate quarterbacks. He is overrated if anything, and only does well because he has an amazing team to back him up. How well do you think he'd do if he were on the texans?
Sports Guy 1: Tom Brady is so underrated
Sports Guy 2: Yeah he's the most underrated player in football
Sports Guy 3: How can you guys kiss Tom Brady's all day on National TV just like everyone else and still call him the most underrated player in the game? Show some love to someone who deserves it, like joey porter, or vick, or even the third string punter for the lions.
by dgsdgsahgahgasha September 2, 2006
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tom baxter

A prick with small penises and a constant 1000 yard stare
Did his good Tom baxter
by Brig for JD May 19, 2017
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Tom Knox

Tom Knox is a rare type of human which resides in Liverpool, England. He is a strange character and some have claimed to witness him scream “I don’t eat poo” or “Reeeeeeeeeee

He feasts mostly on food he finds on the floor but his main source of food is his own and other people’s faeces
Dave: “I need a heckling poo”

Roger: “save it for Tom Knox the poo eater

Tom Knox: “ooh baby don’t mind if I do”
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Tom Norris

The NCCT Chuck Norris, only cooler.

Created by Abbi
Tom Norris doesn't get the flowers, the flowers get Tom.
by oibdude April 1, 2009
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