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waffles with syrup

1. A sex act most commonly performed in the morning (hence the breakfast connection) or before an arduous task in which a woman positions her outer labia over the mouth of her lover while the lover is still sleeping, slightly gyrating or "waffling" over the lovers mouth, feigning suffocation, but in fact intended as a loving and pleasant wake-up call.

With syrup refers to when the woman doing the waffling has either recently had sperm inserted into her vagina, is ovulating and hence, very slick, or bleeding (see "on the rag")

2. The outer labia of a woman's vagina that is slick with moisture from some form of bodily fluid
This morning, I had set my alarm for 7am, but Kenesha beat me to the punch by serving up a heaping helping of her homemade waffles with syrup. I needed two napkins!
by Dr. Petra Ona Pousai September 26, 2010
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flab waffle

A fat guy is used as a human shield to support an armed robbery.
WTF!?! Why must I be the flab waffle?
by UDawesome August 7, 2010
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Twat- Waffled

When one's friend is so busy being sick in the shower that they fail to notice one entering the bathroom naked to have a piss.
"On a scale to sober to Twat- Waffled, how drunk were you last night>"
by giraffeostrichbanana April 14, 2015
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French Waffle

The act of pouring hot syrup down somebodys ass while slapping their balls with a waffle. Commonly only a dumbfuck would do this.
Yoooo bitch gimee a french waffle
by MOTHER FUCKIN SHIT CUNT February 22, 2018
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connor the waffle

connor the waffle: W A D D L E D E E W A D D L EW A D D L EW A D D L E
me: *already ded after only 5 seconds*
by purple13542 April 25, 2019
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blue waffles

VERY NASTY AND FUCKING DISGUSTING DISEASED PUSSY!
I broke up with her after I found out she had blue waffles!
by the explainer 69 March 12, 2017
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Twaut Waffle

Twaut Waffle: A Crippled up Vagina, that kind of looks like a Walfle. Some people get confused and think they are eating breakfast.
Jack went down on Jill and thought he was eating breakfast. Twaut Waffle
by Shsvdhdvsv January 15, 2017
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