parker rolls

The rolls of fat that come over the waist line in the back. Similar to puffy bread rising.

Look at the Parker rolls on that guy, almost covers his waist band.

by Jhstolle June 29, 2018

Lobster rolling

When someone tags you in a post on Facebook publicly to get buy an item or rescue a cat. This is an act of publicly calling someone out on a social platform.

Wow! Looks like Lisa is lobster rolling Doug again! Did you see the post she tagged him in about the cat she wants to rescue?

by Pasta December 4, 2020

Volcano Roll

Coating your penis in hot sauce and subsequently performing anal sex on a woman

Biff gave Muffy the old volcano roll after he discovered she was sleeping with his brother.

by Wasabi Mayo June 30, 2011

Angus Roll

The transitional roll of the duck-beak to a closed-fist inside a vagina or anus.

Hey Brah, Last night I was having sex with Hannah and managed to give her a good solid Angus Roll.

by Kris Carne August 8, 2012

Pussy-roll

Pussy-roll: verbal phrase, expression

The act of raveling or unraveling one's over-sized or stretched-out labia prior to such activities as bathing, masturbation, and sex.

May also be used to shock or shush a lover

"That bitch's meat curtains are so huge; she must need to roll dat pussy out before she gets laid."

"Gross! Dat hoe needs to roll dat pussy up & keep it away from me!"

"Baby? Just shut up and roll dat pussy out so I can fuck it," he said to her. "Yes, doctor," she replied, with the twinkle of sex in her eyes.

"Too many bitches don't know when to go into pussy-roll mode."

by Bunny Fiyatch December 9, 2017

punky roll

When two morbidly obese individuals, who identify as being "punk" have sexual intercors while listening to Sex Pistols and the male ejaculates inside the fat rolls of his partner.

Did you hear that Raven and Jonas punky rolled the night Chris Cornell died to celebrate his life?

by rarrarxd1000 September 30, 2017

wank-rolling

The out-of-game act of rolling dice to resolve the abilities of your RPG character in imagined hypothetical scenarios. Poor rolls are disregarded as “that wouldn’t” happen, while good rolls grant a fleeting feeling of success. The act inevitably leaves one tapped out and unsatisfied.

Also applies to “testing” your Smashammer Space Marine Captain vs. any number of Xenos elite units.

“After my Wizard learned Fireball, I spent the whole week-end wank-rolling him wiping out orc lairs! I’m so pumped for tonight’s game, I could cast a Fireball RIGHT NOW!”

by Vague Wisdom January 25, 2019