1. Hey did you follow up with that girl from the mixer?
I tried to but she totally pooned me
2.this ugly guy is tryna Snapchat me right now I’m bouta poon his ass
I tried to but she totally pooned me
2.this ugly guy is tryna Snapchat me right now I’m bouta poon his ass
by Pussymagnet6969 August 21, 2019
Get the Pooned mug.a phrase used by the members of comedy trio ‘the lonely island’ to describe being mocked or shown up.
andy: jorm is being viciously pooned right now.
jorma: this isn’t that vicious of a pooning. ive been viciously pooned before.
jorma: this isn’t that vicious of a pooning. ive been viciously pooned before.
by olive-Johnson December 27, 2017
Get the pooned mug.When you don't see someone after getting a new girlfriend because they are almost constantly having sex.
"Man, I haven't seen Tim in a while..."
"Yeah, he got a new girlfriend; he turned into a real Poon Hermit."
"Yeah, he got a new girlfriend; he turned into a real Poon Hermit."
by Nixon_b23 April 19, 2018
Get the poon hermit mug."Yo Dave i totally shagged Diane last night".
"Nah Dave, she's away on holiday mate, I call bullshit on your fake poon landing"
"Nah Dave, she's away on holiday mate, I call bullshit on your fake poon landing"
by nav's mum March 24, 2017
Get the Fake Poon Landing mug.A rusty or greyish mass eminating from some poon. Often an odor of offensive nature occurs from said smooge.
by Retroguru2013 April 1, 2017
Get the poon smooge mug.Jeff - "Hey John, how's the wallpapering going?"
John - "Oh mate, I totally Pooned it, none of the patterns are matching"
John - "Oh mate, I totally Pooned it, none of the patterns are matching"
by Sil Sien April 6, 2017
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