Closet Hipster

Someone who is secretly hipster but not hipster enough to show it.

"Woow, are you Closet Hipster or what? -Kristen H.

"Woow, I hope someone finds my secret stash of men's TROUSERS." -Kristen H.

by GdragonBEmyhusband September 3, 2016

Hipster folds

The permanent Folds that occur on the back of a hipster's beanie.

Dude, Look at those hipster folds on that guy's beanie. What a douche.

by Duke of weenies November 7, 2012

1980s Hipster

A hipster from the 1980s decade (and yes, they actually existed).

Some wrong generation kids today complain about hipsters without realizing that 1980s hipsters existed. In fact, hipsters have been around since the 1940s.

by CelticEagle February 13, 2019

Hipster Pizza

A calzone.

"That bitch is eating a calzone!"
"I think you mean that bitch is eating hipster pizza."

by Shlymdicate July 29, 2017

Hipster-tude

The attitude given by hipsters towards others due to their not being as hip as them. Most often associated with hipster bartenders.

That bartender last night was giving me so much hipster-tude

by Silver style December 11, 2016

Hipster Paintball

n. A sport played by hipsters. Instead of shooting paintballs out of a paintball gun, participants each buy a large bubble tea and shoot the boba at passing cars through the straw (not unlike spitballs). The object of the game is to hit as many cars as possible with the provided boba; the winner is crowned King of the Hipsters for a day.

Hey, where are Caleb and Lafe?
They were trimming their beards earlier, now they're playing hipster paintball.

by pianoman682 May 11, 2013

Hipster Table

1.Any table or flat surface surrounded by chairs/stools in which Hipsters can gather and discuss politics, thrift stores, and world events that they wish to comment on but don't truly understand. The chairs can be made from 24k gold, but that is optional.
2. Any furniture that involves table and seating that would have "hipster" traits if it were animate. These may include being vintage, skinny legs, or an appearance of shaggy hair-like wood grain patterns.

1."We found a nice young couple in vintage t'shirts to buy our "Hipster Table"."
2."I hate furniture that makes me question the validity of my youth, I prefer hipster tables that maintain their vintage qualities."

by Iswhatitis September 10, 2013