Clean Out My Pumpkin and eat my seeds

The act of orally pleasuring a woman , lapping up all the juices and sucking on the clit till its clean !

Suzie said to her boy friend "Hey clean out my pumpkin and eat my seeds. "

by Doogie Robertson November 1, 2006

you clean the toilet so you can shit in it

The world's most perfect oxymoron

Ann was scrubbing all day and didn't want anyone to use the crapper, to which Jim said ``You clean the toilet so you can shit in it.''

by tirtle April 20, 2017

like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end

The act, or attempt of trying to accomplish an impossible task.

Laying her and her sister at the same time is like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end...it just ain't happening!

by steverbeaver July 13, 2007

like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end

Being tasked with doing something impossible

"Finding an honest politician is like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end."

by frolickingdirtchild February 24, 2009

Get off your damn phone and clean your room

You saw the title you lazy ass

Today you were told to get off your damn phone and clean your room

by maemae0608 December 17, 2019

Bum stubble Dunger tonguer gungy or clean bean machine

the act of tonguing fuck out of someones arse crevice (unshaven) either before of after one has been for a ringpiece poo painted doup destroying brown number whilst using your stubbly chin to tickle ones bean, back and fourth like a man on a mission.. making you out to be some kind of mega mad mental mechanical man machine!!

guy - "YOU`RE AWAY TO GET TAKEN!!"

girl - "where tho?.. Ive got a gungy doup and you need a shave"

guy - "AND!!!!"

girl - "WOW YOUR A FUCKIN MACHINE!!"

Bum stubble Dunger tonguer gungy or clean bean machine

by ShadeMade aka G-Funk December 27, 2011

BTS your weak and can't dance please clean your hygiene!!

BTS your weak and can't dance please clean your hygiene!!

BTS your weak and can't dance please clean your hygiene!!

by Minnie 07 November 6, 2022