Twin Oaks Shopping Center

A large strip mall in Agoura Hills, CA that acts as the "shopping mall" of the area. Mainly because the mall companies wouldn't be caught dead building an actual mall in this crappy of an area. It is full of stores and businesses that closedown within a week either because of horrible business management, crushing business taxes, or shoplifted blind by the wannabe-gangsta kids of the neighborhood. During the day it is crowded with brainless girls doing tik-toks with Starbucks in hand, and at night it's crowded with the wannabe-gangstas that go to Agoura High and drunk college kids (that don't even live ANYWHERE in the area) that throw bottles at you if you get too close. (Speaking from experience).

"Did you hear what happened at the twin oaks shopping center?"

"Was there a fire? Did someone get shot? Just tell me all ready..."

by plus-size albert December 22, 2020

D.r.t. (Dick riding twins)

A name used for two people fuckkng the same guy

"The same d.r.t. (dick riding twins) did it again!"

by Literallynoideadude September 22, 2023

Humor Twin

When you meet someone who has the same twisted sense of humor that other people don't understand and get offended by it.

Kim and Nicole; who come from different backgrounds, met recently and became Humor Twins because they could laugh about things together that other people would find offensive.

by Whosit606 July 30, 2022

ham twins

Ham twins are the ass cheeks of a thicc woman. Its slang for the term booty or ass. It can be confusing to use in a sentence sometimes.

Damn, Kim got some nice ham twins.

Look at her sexy ham twins!

by Midget__Moto June 6, 2019

siamease twins

two people joined together at birth but later seperated

Brandi and Hailey were born siamease twins at birth and then was seperated. Brandi is no longer able to make correct decisions so Hailey has to make them all for her & also think for Brandi. Hailey thinks Brandi wants to go out with Keith =)

by Hailey M April 16, 2008

Jimmy Twins

When 2 guys share the same condom and the 1st finishes in it.

Michael and I became jimmy twins after our threesome with Aimee. I can’t believe he forgot to bring protection!

by Jimmy Bird January 20, 2021

Tren twins

The Tren twins are 2 meathead twins that abuse Tren and are strong asf on bench with their pr being 500lb they usually are lifting heavy shit and screaming, recently one twin took 700mg of caffeine and took 2 zyns and went to the hospital almost meeting Zyzz

Which tren twins do you like more mike or Chris? I like mike more he is more crazy

by Hades 69 March 9, 2024