richard heverly

a person who gets no bitches and is sad and sucks at every game and is ass at crossy road and doesn’t have any rizz or game or play

is that riki? don’t be a richard heverly, richard heverly.

by nogirls.com February 6, 2022

Richard's law

"Never assume the impossible of the ambiguous"

You know, when you assume somebody meant something impossible, rather than correctly infer what they clearly meant you look like a jerk. It's Richard's law.

by mr purple nz August 24, 2023

Richard

A fuckin goofy with no hoes

“I cant stand that nigga”
“Fr he’s such a fuckin Richard”

by Mr. Keylo July 20, 2022

Richard's Penis

Not there

you have a Richard's Penis

by BallForLifeGoCavaliers December 13, 2016

richard keys

Banter

Richard Keys: It was just Banter.

by Sucha Banta January 19, 2017

Angry richard

When a male with a huge cock slaps a girl in the face while recieving head and leaves a red mark accross the person giving heads face.

My girl toothed my dick so I got her back with an Angry richard.

by MONTEWHITEHEADSUCKMYNUT April 24, 2024

Moist Richard

Moist Richard is your average cheese smelling mall Santa. He is so fat that he cannot see his own penis. We call him moist Richard because he sweats wen taking more than three steps , making his pubes moist and sticky. He has no job except the part time mall Santa job where he asks kids to play tug of war with his pubes.

John :Omg George the fat fuck is such a moist Richard.

Kevin: I know

John: hey George do you have a big black cock

George: dude I’m a stinky white fella

by Edwardcockhands November 28, 2023