Wannabe skateboarder who likes corn dogs and hot pockets who also thinks everything other than jack in the box and joji is mid
by Mario's Cock November 16, 2022
Get the Mariomug. Marios is a really nice person and a really kind one. His triaxonic dick is so big that he can jump rope with it
Every time he goes outside every girl goes to him and begs to see his cock
Also in famous brands his has his own form on trousers because his dick can fit in
And last of all he can fuck up to 4 women at the same time and make them bleed in pain.
Every time he goes outside every girl goes to him and begs to see his cock
Also in famous brands his has his own form on trousers because his dick can fit in
And last of all he can fuck up to 4 women at the same time and make them bleed in pain.
marios ex. yesterday he went to her friend for movie&pizza and he end up having sex with her and her mom
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by multidickman November 20, 2021
Get the mariosmug. by peepepepepepee October 9, 2022
Get the Mariomug. the very famous Italian from the best selling video game... I bet you though I was gonna say Super Mario Bros., but no, Mario Frigo from Just Cause 3.
Dude 1: Ay, you know Mario?
Dude 2: The plumber?
Dude 1: No, Mario from Just Cause 3.
Dude 2: Of course, he's much more famous, why did I think it was the plumber?
Dude 1: 'Cause u dumb?
Dude 2: Ye probably.
Dude 2: The plumber?
Dude 1: No, Mario from Just Cause 3.
Dude 2: Of course, he's much more famous, why did I think it was the plumber?
Dude 1: 'Cause u dumb?
Dude 2: Ye probably.
by CURNICNLGEE June 10, 2022
Get the Mariomug. by 0388302 January 30, 2022
Get the Mariomug. a fucking idiot, but he also has a small dick. Mario will never pull a girl in his life. Mario will forever be alone
by lopez_mario_4 June 13, 2024
Get the mariomug. 