Broken Hipster

Any hipster that is over 40.

The Radiohead show was great, but the crowd was full of broken hipsters.

by Joe Vman September 1, 2012

Cringe of hipsters

a collective noun for a group of hipsters, as in a murder of crows or a pack of wankers.

"Have you seen those fellas over there? The ones drinking ale out of a boot with froth on their waxed moustaches. No, not them, the one with the Edwardian top hat next to the lad that rode in on an ostrich, that cringe of hipsters stood at the bar"

by grumblah July 18, 2019

E-hipster

An E-Hipster is a person who fits both into the category of E-girl/E-boy and Hipster. DUH! It's not hard.

Oh my god! Becca is such a god damn E-Hipster!

by NoirGuy66 January 9, 2020

Hipster Repellent

Anything from the 80's. Hipsters will flee from sex drugs and rock n roll.

Try AC/DC , Bon Jovi or Loverboy as your personal hipster repellent.

by theropingeffect August 14, 2016

hipster phone

Any form of iPhone.

Brian: Hey did you hear? Heather dropped her new iPhone X and the back of it is cracked to shit! She has to pay an extra $600 to make an insurance claim to get it replaced. It happened right after she spent all that money on those airports since it had no headphone jack!
Michael: That's what happens when you buy a fucking hipster phone!

by Mike the master douche November 7, 2017

Hipster-tude

The attitude given by hipsters towards others due to their not being as hip as them. Most often associated with hipster bartenders.

That bartender last night was giving me so much hipster-tude

by Silver style December 11, 2016

Closet Hipster

Someone who is secretly hipster but not hipster enough to show it.

"Woow, are you Closet Hipster or what? -Kristen H.

"Woow, I hope someone finds my secret stash of men's TROUSERS." -Kristen H.

by GdragonBEmyhusband September 3, 2016