Cowboy Cop

A type of police officer. Prefers large caliber revolvers, .44 Magnum for example, over the traditional semi-automatic handguns. Also uses a thigh or drop-leg holster instead of a typical duty belt holster. May use phrases such as, "If leather were brains, he wouldn't have enough to saddle a junebug" or "He's about as useful as a screen door on a submarine." A cowboy cop will usually be very "Rick Grimes-esque"

Carl Grimes- "My dad is such a cowboy cop, he even carries a Colt Python while on duty."

by Agent_007 November 23, 2014

Mini cops

Adorable stress balls usually annoyed at their parents for various reasons and into trying not to blow up earth collectively

I don't like beat cops as they eat my food and I definitely don't like riot squads as bean bags hurt but mini cops with the chocolate factory rock and roll(all kids) and should always be respected

by Cody5050 January 22, 2022

Cop block

When you refuse to talk to police.
Because- No Good Can Come Of It.
And the ones that say , good can come of it, are fucking backstabbers that have no empathy, no soul, no conscious OR are still looking for their missing grand baby....

Na, man, don’t you do it. Cop block that pig.

by Mrs. Nesbit February 22, 2022

Rent-a-cop

The lowest form of life on earth. Many of them failed psychological tests at the police academy and are pissed off they couldn't be real cops. They spend their time harassing people who have broken ankles for leaning on things while waiting in line and screaming at and running off paying customers who are just minding their own business. They also all drive shitty, broken-down cars and get no pussy because they get paid like 10 dollars an hour.

God created rent-a-cops so people who make a living bottoming in anal scat porn would have someone to look down on.

by enfant terrible October 3, 2023

I donate to the cops

What a real baddie says to people who dares to make him angry especially with his country cuties.

Person 1: Hey is it okay if I live here?

Person 2: No I donate to the cops. “The Baddie”
Person 1: Mhm sure you do adopt me!
Person 2: *Punches to Ground* “The Baddie”

by Jaidenslovergirl<3 January 29, 2023

w cop

Garza shiracona

I like to w crims because I am a w cop

by Wibbywobby69 December 18, 2023

Call the cops

I didn't call the cops on anyone, she doesn't have the right to fuck that retard, and if I have to murder some kids to make you regret what you're doing here they deserve to die.

Hym "You're not going to hesitate to call the cops once I bleed this kid."

by Hym Iam July 31, 2024