catching the couch

Catching the couch is when you smoke weed, then fall asleep
- Is Brian the next one?
- No, he Caught the couch...
- Well, only the weak catching the couch
- True shit dude, pass the boof
by Bankmaser November 04, 2020
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ranch catch

When you are jacking off and catch the cum in your mouth.
I just did a ranch catch last night jacking off.
by Sweetbabycakes September 27, 2022
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Something my sister says because she thinks she’s Americannnn nd she thinks she’s well well cool
told my sister to do something nd she replies with “catch me in the streets sissy
by scooby shnacks August 04, 2019
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catching oil

when a white gets cummed on by a black dude
Dude she it catching oil
by Joe dodds March 06, 2009
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Texas catch 5

Texas catch 5 (not to be confused with texas cash 5) is a version of russian roulette with slightly unconventional rules.
The game often involves 1 or more players who pass around a revolver loaded with 5 empty shell casings, and 1 live round. The game is played by loading the gun, the cylinder is not allowed to be cycled during the gameplay.
A participant will ready the revolver, then press the revolver to their forehead, yell "YEE HAW!" and pull the trigger.

The goal of the game is to "catch 5" empty shell casings rather than one real bullet.
The Dow is down, time to play Texas catch 5.
by Michelthegreatest January 23, 2025
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Catch-Up Juice

Introducing Catch-Up Juice – the elixir that transforms you from office square to party legend faster than a "What's a sober Monday?" quip. Catch Up Juice is often an Eastern European clear spirit, probably brought back as a souvenir from a drunken stag weekend. This mystical potion is the secret handshake of the after-work crew, syncing you with their legendary inebriation levels.
Picture this: You're stuck in the office, crunching numbers, while friends indulge in a marathon "Sess". Fear not, Catch Up Juice salvages your party rep. Breeze in after a day of adulting, hoist your Catch-Up Juice, and witness colleagues marvel at your dance moves and laughs at questionable jokes. It's a liquid time machine propelling you to the heart of the evening's shenanigans.
Remember, Catch-Up Juice isn't for the faint of heart – trade sobriety for camaraderie. If on the fringe of the office fiesta, say: "Hit me with the Catch-Up Juice!" Life's too brief to be the sober standout. Cheers to catching up and catching a buzz!
"Gimme a glass of that Catch-Up Juice...I need it"
by Stewster the bear December 27, 2023
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A way of describing that you want someone to fight you.

Often used by normies.
by Hjannsi March 09, 2019
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