rent-a-cop-academy

The fictional place where security guards go to learn the idiotic lingo and actions they must do to maintain a false sense of security.

Blart: "Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to take your cigarette beyond the 15 foot perimeter of this entrance or I will be forced to physically subdue you in violation of Article 12 Section B Paragraph 5."
Shopper: "Hey Bub - did you learn all those multi-syllable words in rent-a-cop-academy?"

by Stevenstrangeways December 19, 2012

Joliet Catholic Academy

A school that makes you wear uniforms , go to church, and take religion class. Most guy are named chad or brock. 50% white, 47.5% filipino, 2.5% latino.

The cause of approximately 40% of all atheists. Most people transfer to Joliet West because the school sucks ass

Joliet Catholic Academy

My parents sent me to JCA as a kid. I’m an atheist now

What kind of car you drive?

A new Honda

Oh you must go to JCA

by Kdjsjs June 7, 2018

Academy of St Elizabeth

My favorite place to be. Looked down on by the other snobby schools like Villa Walsh and Oak Knoll until they realize they hate school and have to transfer to st es. The most fun school with more celebrations and events then any other private school. Because of the size you know your whole school. Unlike the other private schools, we do not have nuns teaching us but the grey nun does visit us every now and then. All the girls like to party but are still able to keep a 4.0 GPA because they have real work ethic and are not drilling over Delbarton boys like the Villa girls who are literal gorillas. The girls text on their MacBooks all day long but again still do well on tests. No one ever fails out because teachers are good and teach us so we know the material. Academy is the greatest place in the world.

Delbarton Guy: Hey Villa and Oak Knoll girls suck but Academy of St Elizabeth girls can chill
Seton Hall Guy: Yea well they are our sister school...
Delbarton Guy: Well we pay 40 grand a year for school...

by I dig your mommy May 16, 2019

lakeland christian academy

bro y u even?

i hate it when lakeland christian academy

by piesquared October 14, 2021

abraham guest academy

a shitty school was just abraham guest then abrahamguest academy now DEAN TRUST WIGAN it is apsalutly shit known for fights and behavior

"oh did you go abraham guest academy it was crap wernt it lol"

by Ding dong 123 January 5, 2018

Air Force Academy

United States military academy that promotes the abuse of alcohol and the sexual exploitation of women. Holds a special commissioning ceremony for its fly boy cadets each year.

Unlike West Point and Annapolis, the Air Force Academy thinks it is above the law. That attitude will soon change.

by Lt. Andrews September 22, 2003

north birmingham academy

This is known as a good school but really all girls are slaggy little bitches who think they are the shit!! 🙄 And the lads walk round thing there big man an ting when really they are little scrawny scum bags 👌🏻👌🏻

Girl: You heard of north Birmingham academy
Boy: yeh it’s full of loads of bagheads an slags
Girl: really,
I thought it was a good school tbh, guess not...

by IOnlyEverSpeakTheTruthh November 11, 2017