An arse germ is a lowlife scumbag who was conceived from left over jism running down an arse crack. They are closely related genetically to shit cunts
by Cuntrycunt March 04, 2017
Old Leather Arse was a fictional person who fell off a London bus and was popularised in the expression about not having done something for ages.
by SwissMinty March 19, 2024
you know when u do a really big shit and it leaves poop in the hair on ur arse and after a while it sollidifies and becomes small balls of poop wrapped in hair and shit well when u save them up for eNough time then u can make a sausage out of this once this sausage shaped poop master is formed u have created the almighty arse cracling and nothing will ever be as epic as the thing u have just done
dude the other day i made some pretty AMAZING ARSE CRACLING and i ate it for like 5 days.... my girlfriend refused to kiss me for 8 weeks :(
by twatsc September 03, 2008
Arse crisp comes the latin term meaning " sore arse".. put simply, you've eaten too much shit food and drank too much. You have the shits to the point the hairs on your arse have cling-on's, giving rise to an "itch or soreness".. like you have a crisp up your arse.. hence.. ass crisp.
by tudunk October 22, 2015
When the gap between your arse cheeks become unbearably sweaty due to the heat, affects those who work in hot kitchens.
Hence the name - Galley Arse.
Hence the name - Galley Arse.
by Pugunderground July 04, 2022
An alternative way of saying "fuck you" to someone - often used as showing disgust and is quite frequent in the UK.
by AiryGoats April 14, 2024
Squank arse. A absoluty disgusting whore who enjoys sex with animals and gives blumkins at children fares for money, you can usually pick out a squank from a mile away due to the reeking smell of fish and and rotten dog shit.
by Thesnowbank December 07, 2014