Pussy Tongue

A seldom diagnosed medical condition, resulting from administering excessive cunnilingus. A swollen bulb will emerge on the underside of the tongue. This can produce general soreness, and a difficulty eating or speaking.

“Hey why aren’t you eating”?
“It was my girlfriend’s birthday yesterday, and I’ve got third degree pussy tongue”

by TheColdHardFacts October 20, 2022

ridge tonguing

a female licking under the corona to see if you’ve been circumcised to check if you are hydrated.

The adult actress was ridge tonguing her partner to make sure she could swallow some semen which can be an antidepressant.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

tongue flicker

A piece of popcorn kernel that gets stuck in your gum next to your teeth that you can't pull out but you can feel it with your tongue and flick it hoping to dislodge it.

That was great popcorn, but fuck, I can't get this tongue flicker out of my mouth.

by DreamNoLibs October 9, 2018

Tonguing the gooch

Beware parents, this is a new way for your kids to say that they are rolling a marijuana cigarette, also known as the "bambalacha", or "chronic". Please let other parents know about this, I have personally caught my own child tonguing his friends gooch.

"Bro, I can't roll the chronic. Do you mind Tonguing the gooch?"
"Yeah bro, I got you with that premium bambalacha. Good homies tounge each others gooch."

by WorriedParent32 March 15, 2025

Flat Tongue

Flat tongue is used to refer to the American - USA (excluding persons with Georgia, Texas, and New York accents) accent.

Speak with an educated person from the United States, excluding persons from Texas, Georgia, and New York with accents, and you'll hear the flat tongue accent.

by Canned Cool Whip January 2, 2012

Vikings Tongue

A sore tongue with reduced taste.

I licked too low during cunnilingus now I have vikings tongue bro.

by TannieCharmaine April 26, 2017

Coochie tongue

Vertical slit in the center of a tongue, often caused by wide spreading of the tongue during oral intercourse on a female.

Friend 1: "Hey man have you seen her tongue?"
Friend 2: "No, why?"
Friend 1: "She got that coochie tongue!"

by Johndoe69420 September 13, 2020