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Rage Perfect

n. The act of a player getting 0 kills in a Halo 3 multiplayer objective match, but the player played the match like a slayer match. The name was coined after Rage, a very skilled and die-hard Halo 3 player, went 0-6-11 during Multi Flag CTF on Isolation in Social Skirmish. The catch is that Rage plays every game like it’s a slayer game. For the first half of the CTF game, he played it like slayer and was still unable to obtain at least one kill.

Link to game (Rage was playing under the gamertag Jazz MaIang):
http://www.bungie.net/Stats/GameStatsHalo3.aspx?gameid=814238887&player=gtzags
I think Rage is the only one who could ever get a Rage Perfect. No one else is THAT terrible.
by yabanjin25 December 31, 2008
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Jizz rage

1. The anger felt when one is unable to jism,
2. The anger felt when one wants to initiate sexual intercourse but cannot due to numbers of people present (parents/children/animals/unwanted guests/etc), weather, partners mood or hormonal situation.
3. The anger felt when one has received a sexual favour but has not jizzed due lack of effort or skill of partner.
Stacy: Whats up with Kevin he seems in a bad mood
Jody: Don't worry about him he's just got jizz rage, he hasn't bust a nut since last tuesday we've been so busy since moving house what with everyone visiting and all.
Kevin: (from in front of tv) Yeah so why don't you just fuck off Stacy so i can give jody that pearl necklace i mentioned!
by Justa small trump April 16, 2007
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Rage Dump

Being so stressed over exams that you squat over your desk and take a dump in the middle of the examination.
Person A looks around and sees person B on their desk, crouching low.
Person B: *tight face* "Arrgnnfff*
Person A *shakes head*, "wow, he must be stressed to be actually taking a rage dump*
by sazzajay8 November 21, 2011
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rail rage

the equivalent of road rage, but for trains. oftentimes, rail rage is noticed in the late hours of the night when everyone's trying to sleep, and a retarded chimp of a conductor is honking away like a mother fucker somewhere in the distance.

the real confusing thing about it, is that nobody could possibly need to hear the horn... everyone is fucking asleep, or at least they were until the train came around! as if a large moving object with lights and everything with plenty of sound from the wheels on the tracks isn't enough, they had to equip them with fucking fog horns. unbelievable!

probably the real reason general sherman ripped the railroads to shreds during the civil war
AAHHHH what the fuck is that noise, its 3:00 in the morning!

Fucking rail rage mate

Why won't he shut the FUCK UP already!
by Aevion January 5, 2011
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Rage Bait

A video specifically designed to make you mad so that you interact more with the video.
Most rage baiters sell a product too!
by poofart96 August 23, 2023
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malaise rage

The mounting anger associated when you break all the components of a canopy maliase trap while setting it up.
Kevin began to feel his malaise rage build when mike broke the expensive yet flimsy canopy malaise trap on his first day.
by rhagium May 28, 2010
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Raging Moderate

A political flip-flopper who isn't really republican or liberal but just seems aggressively moderate.
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