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Whale warrior

Someone whos big. Large. Fat. Morbidly a beast, if you will.
DAMN YOURE A WHALE WARRIOR SLOW DOWN BEFORE YOU CAUSE AN EARTHQUAKE you make my earf quake yeah
by Tedwheeler July 2, 2024
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Flex Warrior

Someone who religiously plays flex because they are too much of a pussy to play solo/duo, but if they do decide to enter that realm they never play solo.
Oi, that Cringemod is such a flex warrior
by Oofan Bloberts March 22, 2021
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Warrior

by HeedThis July 21, 2023
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Keyboard Warrior

A total fuckass who sits in their mom's basement all day with pride and l'manburg flags on the wall replying to people who actually have a brain to kill themselves or leaking their home address because they said or did something that was slightly offensive to them.

These people are often furries/zoophiles, gun grabbers, leftists, bronies, sneako fans, ssniperwolf fans, lgbtqlgtvblm+++++, and shippers.
Steve: Hey look in that basement window, it's a keyboard warrior.

Khaila: She's rapidly typing a 10 paragraph arguement laced with racial insults. Do we do anything about it?

Steve: No, she will be absolutely destroyed by same people with well put together arguements.
by sleepymf November 3, 2023
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Comedy Guardian Warrior

A person who pushes their political agenda behind the thin, see-through guise of "comedy". Always someone doing a routine from a middle school lunch table based on race, gender, sexual orientation, etc. thinking they're Carlin. 100% of the time someone who's cried about jokes directed at straight/white/men. 100% of the time someone who says "Keep politics out of entertainment" to censor people.
"Tommy doesn't have anything to defend his garbage ideas other than Don't be offended, it's just jokes. CGW ass."
"I can't stand stand Comedy Guardian Warriors. They think fake laughs hide how triggered they are."
by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 10, 2025
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warrior cats

The best book series ever. Written by erin hunter. Feral cats living in the woods.
Me: Have you read warrior cats
Friend: duh
Stranger: Whats that
*Shoots stranger*
by Thetntteam June 15, 2024
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Welfare Warrior

An unemployed shit talker who needs government assistance to stay off the streets.
Johnny: “Don’t walk through that neighborhood, it’s full of welfare warriors
Tim: “Oh shit, I didn’t notice since its night time
by Goofy Goober YEA September 25, 2025
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