Jesse

The man the myth the legend. Probably married to a Jenny and plans to have 2 boys and 2 girls. He’s the dopest dude ever
Aww man she’s got herself a jesse. She so luckyyyy
by Seriouslywhy December 24, 2020
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Jesse really wants fuck his cousin.
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Rivaled only by Slash in talent, good looks, and overall class. This man is smoooooth. He knows every Office episode backward and forward and can fit the phrase, “That’s what she said,” into nearly any conversation. Anyone who really gets to know Jesse is blessed with a constant source of kindness, comfort, and laughter (sooooo much laughter). He’s an honest, humble guy with a nice jawline and an even nicer voice. He’s a lover of ravioli, animals, and Fredo Corleone’s beautiful forehead. You’ll never catch him without socks on, and there’s no one better to spend quality time with. Roodoodoodoodoo.
Jesse made me pee my pants twice on March 18.
by Ese July 16, 2020
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Is one of the hottest boys you’ll ever meet. Has blue or green eyes. Likes jewelry and shoes. He is nice, funny, smart. Can be a trouble maker. He is a lovable person. If get a chance to date a Jesse you should stay with him. Can have a cold heart. Likes music. Short when he’s little a tall when gets older. All the girls want him. He don’t even have to talk to them and they already want him. Has a big dick🍆 . Can treat a girl right. A very good kisser. Wants to be rich. Likes sports. Loyalty person. Would never cheat on anybody but if you break his heart he will be dispersed.
Jesse is so hot and all I want to do is suck his dick
by Abagayle October 02, 2018
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Jesse is a person who has a HOG <Heart of Gold>. Also with no agenda beyond seeing the good in people oftentimes may be nicknamed Mr Sweet.
Oooo that boy is so sweet, he must be a Jesse
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Jesse is an interesting guy. He loves Indian food and anime. He means well, but panics easily. He is very talented but does not apply his talents so he relies on others (family, or friends). When the going gets tough Jesse makes excuses and finds another way. He prefers sensation to reality. eg.. his love love for gaming. Jesse is boisterous and loud. Jesse drives a giant Suv around the city to show off. Jesse only dates Instagram girls.
Jesse loves to hang out at his moms house and play video games.
by Jeffrey Dame April 16, 2020
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I boy with a woman's name.

Also known as a bundle of sticks (see definition for faggot)
Fruity roommate
Hey, when are we going to kick that faggot Jesse out of the group? He's a big, tangy, fruit cake
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