Chris is a dangerous man. He will talk about 9/11 and talks about blowing up Africa. He will also try and destroy you with his Steel-toe boots. So if you see him around you, get as far away from him as possible.
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Get the chris magdits mug.A Chris Mik is that one parent or family member of your friend which they constantly denies doesn't do anything wrong or immoral despite how shady or abusive they look.
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Get the Chris Mik mug.A tall, beautiful male with a big ass heart and is very goofy. Known to be kind, generous, smart and heartwarming towards others. Always thinking of other people and making their day. Have his own fandoms named WeaverGang...COME JOIN THE FANDOM!
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Get the Chris Mcgill mug.verb. When your parents make you take a home drug screening and you put warm water and yellow marker ink to make it look like piss
Mike: Hey dude what are you going to do your parents are going to make you take a drug test
Alex: ill just do the joe Chris
mike: whats the joe Chris
Alex: it's when put warm water and yellow marker in the piss bottle
Alex: ill just do the joe Chris
mike: whats the joe Chris
Alex: it's when put warm water and yellow marker in the piss bottle
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Get the joe chris mug.Local celebrityin the eastern PA area known for being rarted. He also eats the strings off sweatshirts like a weirdo and is garbage at basketball and baseball. He is so rarted he threw a baseball at the hoop at the game. All-in-all, he is just plain d u m b.
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