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Dip like a chip

When you are in a awkward situation or a bad situation that you need to get out of. Can be used almost anytime it will apply to situations like in gaming, Parties, Get together and even a family reunion.
Me: Sorry bro I have to dip like a chip.
Friend: Ohh chilled bro will see u another time.
by The pigg June 11, 2020
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Emo chip kid

An emo kid (usually named chandler) who has eaten chips once in life
Bro emo chip kid is swaggy
by BIGD1CKCH1K April 28, 2022
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Chocolate Chip Nips

When her nipples are so tiny that you are left with no choice but to envision chocolate chips
Dude did you see Hannah’s tit pics, holy shit she has chocolate chip nips man those things are tiny!
by Creampie_guy69 February 18, 2020
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drunken chip bandit

Someone that, after a certain amount of beverages, disappears into the night, later to be found sneakily eating a copious amount of chips. Generally, the DCB ends their night with chip debris, or cheeto powder, all over their face.

May be abbreviated to DCB, which is close to another abbreviation, DB (abbreviation for douche bag). Coincidence? I think not.
You: "When and where'd you get that bag of Cheetos, Jon? How have you already eaten half of those, and how the hell did you sneak them into the strip club? What's wrong with you?"

Friend: "Oh, don't worry about him. He's a DCB (Drunken Chip Bandit)."

DCB/Jon: "nomnom crunchcrunchcrunch"
by youngjeasy December 14, 2011
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Skip da chip

I’m lovin’ da dip so much I’m using fingers only.... thanks but I I’m gonna skip da chip!
by Jojo1977 March 30, 2019
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buy a bag of chips

1. excuse to leave a private party to go get sucked off

2. some mysterious errand johnny goes to do in the middle of the night

3. sneaky segue to go have a private conversation
1. Bro 1: Where u goin bro the party's just starting?
Bro 2: I'm gonna go buy a bag of chips...
Bros 1&2: EXTREME!!

2. Johnny: I have to go run an errand.
Travis (drunk): Bullshit dude we're having a party!?
Johnny (douchey): Fuck you guys I gotta go.
Joe (pretty buzzed): Well bring back some chips!
Johnny: Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go buy a bag of chips.

3. Well it looks like we're running low on snacks, we're just gonna go buy a bag of chips
by boosh chugger May 27, 2009
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pussy tater chips

Dried leavings on your face after a night of eating pussy.
Heidi came on my face so much last night that I let it dry and peeled it off and ate it like pussy tater chips.
by Majickcom1 January 30, 2022
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