Alaskan fudge-sicle

The act of putting ice in your butt to keep you awake while driving

I have a long ride ahead of me. I sure could use an Alaskan fudge-sicle right about now...

by Helga von Cheesefinger October 5, 2017

Alaskan Wakeup Call

When you mix up your real talcum powder bottle with the one youbkeep your cocaine in and accidentally powder your undercarriage with it.

Man that Alaskan Wakeup Call woke me up.

by Kal the DJ May 15, 2022

Alaskan Bullwormitis

When one’s tongue begins to swell up. Due to a sickness only caught in Alaska, from licking a bull worm.

Ronnie got Alaskan bullwormitis from licking an Alaskan Bullworm. Hopefully his tongue will be better soon.

by Cum Warriors Sofi and Anthony September 8, 2022

Alaskan Joe

The act of taking a shit in a moving charter bus's toilet.

"I can’t believe you did an Alaskan Joe during the road trip here! The whole bus stunk!"

by Duncaccino28 April 22, 2022

Alaskan bike ride

The act of grabbing a traditional phone handle and putting it in another's rear end and letting hot sauce seep from listening end to receiving end into person's rectum

"How'd it go last night with Kevin?"
"It got so hot and heavy he even gave me an Alaskan bike ride!"
"Awww that's so sweet!"

by McFzynps November 15, 2015

Alaskan Neckbrace

Alaskan Neckbrace is when you put some ice in your partners mouth then getting a blowjob while you choke them

Dude me and my girlfriend got weird last night, we did an Alaskan Neckbrace.

by tunapouch2250 October 3, 2018

Alaskan Fisherman

Someone who chases you forever in a game, no matter how far you run, or where you go.

Guy: Jeez, this guy won't stop trying to kill us, even though we've run half-way across the map? Damn, Alaskan Fisherman

by Draken_Lord November 19, 2021