Alaskan Hello

When one uses a bidet during a winter power outage and the water is freezing.
Essentially an enema with freezing water.
I forgot the power was out and got an Alaskan hello in the bathroom!
by subSpaceArtist February 07, 2023
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mccurry alaskan flat tire

Worst than whiskey dick, limp dick or dead erection. Only happens in freezing weather.
when we got home last night, i was so ready to throw him down and hop on top but no such luck--he had a mccurry Alaskan flat tire :( waaaaah..
by DixxieCallahan February 02, 2016
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Alaskan Leaf Blower

The Alaskan Leaf blower is when you stick the opposite end of a disposable vape into your butt and fart, causing smoke to come out the mouthpiece end.
"Dude Trey hit the Alaskan Leaf Blower last night at the party!"
"Really? What a mad man!"
by DaddyCool23 October 11, 2023
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Alaskan Nachos

Alaskan Nachos are an unholy combination of seared cod, mushrooms, bleu cheese, kalamata olives, dijon mustard, tomatoes, and sriracha wrapped in an unasuming cheese quesadilla. Eaten with a horseradish sauce to really tie together the atrosity of a meal you are consuming.
Chris: "Ooh, let me get a bite of that Alaskan Nachos"

David: "No way man, I need every last bite of this glorious delicacy"
by ErikZona February 02, 2020
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Alaskan Snow Twister

When a woman proceeds to throw snow on a mans cock and give him an indian burn style hand job.
I was on a buisness trip to alaska and found hooker for the night and she gave me an alaskan snow twister. I woke up sore the next day.
by Gagmag January 04, 2021
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Alaskan YMCA

A YMCA where men go to jerk their dicks when the cum dries and becomes flaky you can play in it as you would snow
Bro wanna cum (pun intended) to the Alaskan YMCA
by BIG M23 February 16, 2022
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Alaskan butt sex

We're two people will take one icicle and put it in both there butthole and start moving back and forth on it eachtime touching checks until both people have an ice burn surrounding there anus
My rear-end is cold and sore after our Alaskan butt sex yesterday
by Juice cake April 21, 2024
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