Text trap

A text message that someone only sends so they can call you when you reply, because now they know your phone is in your hand.

I don’t want to reply to her yet, she always text traps me. Why do we need a 5 minute phone call about something I ALREADY ANSWERED IN MY TEXT?!

by 2049 June 25, 2021

text curb

When you receive a bunch of texts from someone and you reply with a one word answer, essentially blowing them off so that they stop texting you.

Is that all you have to say to me? I sent you all these heartfelt texts and you give me a one word text?? Are you giving me the text curb??

by Ferg51 April 14, 2016

text offender

A person who doesn't obey the rules of texting. Often replies with "k" or uses too many irrelevant emojis.

Jack is such a text offender ; he only responds with k.

by wingedlinergirl November 22, 2014

Text-lashing

A series of at least three consecutive, uninterrupted texts in which the sender scolds the recipient. Modern day equivalent of a tongue-lashing.

While Randy set down his smart phone for a few minutes to attend to something, his girlfriend used her smart phone to unleash a severe text-lashing over something he had done.

by RMWRan September 16, 2012

Moderna Texting

When you're off your face on the Moderna Vaccine and you start texting somebody weird stuff.

Watch Newsboyz and you'll understand what Moderna Texting is. And you'll also understand what Shiny Happy People is really about.

by trainvisit April 9, 2021

toriumi texting

When no matter how long or interesting a text or subject matter the male texter presents, the female texter responds with timid responses.

man dat bitch be toriumi texting me

by karlg July 20, 2009

Spazz texting

When someone sends a text message with multiple capital letters and ponctuation. This is usualy the result of being over joyed or texting about something very exciting.

Example 1 : OOOOMMGGGGGGGG !!!!!!!! DID YOU HEARRRRRRR ????!!! THE BAND ONE DIRECTION WON A BRIT AWARD LAST NIGHTTTTTT !!! OMMMGGGGGGGGG <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Example 2 :
Person 1 : Did you about the new song from One Direction ?
Person 2 : Yea me and Sarah were spazz texting about it last night.

by nikkkaaayyy May 2, 2012