split decision

n. A plan of action, usually by a girl, about her split ends

Carry, caught up in the moment, made a split decision and cut her hair.

by dougie3 July 3, 2007

pop dog shot splitter

Drop a bomb of drone in a vodka red bull, you get a pop dog shot splitter, bitch

can i have a pop dog shot splitter?
go to hell.

by Arsenic Taco October 15, 2011

Splitch

Slang for when a girl/women fingers/ uses a sexual toy on her vagina whilst "wet". This is because it is the comical 'sound' a vagina makes while under pleasure/ "wet".

Yea, I bet she enjoys a bit of a splitch every now and then.

She splitched herself last night, maybe she was lonely.

I was woken up by my mother's spltiching last night.

by iGet-Some July 13, 2011

banana split fruit bowl

The act of making a Fruit Bowl with a boner. It will appear to be a long banana with two plums.

I made a banana split fruit bowl but my cock hurt really bad.

by Jack March 31, 2005

Wig Split

Wig Splitting is what happens when wigs get split ends due to the usage of hot styling tools, as the heat damages the hair and saps the moisture, resulting in brittle, split ends. Since wigs do not receive natural oils and nutrients from the scalp, it will not repair like natural hair and the damage is permanent.

"My wig got split!"
"Its called Wig Split, and its irreversible, meaning you need to get a new wig."

by TimeIsntTicking June 4, 2022

splatoon 3

Actual garbage, similar to the past games; Splatoon and Splatoon 3.

Wow, I didnt think anything could be worse than Mario party, but here comes Splatoon 3!

by forkepotato January 21, 2021

Splitsville USA

When one bird at a restaurant wants one dish and another bird wants that dish also, and thinks another looks delightful too.

Hey Honey babeometer}, you wanna do splitsville USA?

by Gloria Todd January 12, 2004