Voltura Special

The Voltura Special is a regular latte with 1 sugar, but is only 3/4 full. The most alphaliest of alpha get this coffee and only few will remain anonymous.

"Hey bro, want to go get some coffee bro?"
"Sure thing, I can't wait to get the Voltura Special!"

"Dudeeeee... you could've just said you had a massive cock"

by djfunnybone1 December 8, 2021

Special Queso

cum in a peculiar public setting

Did you use the bathroom bro?
Nah seems like the guy before me left some special queso on the seat

by Chxrryuwu December 7, 2022

Pandemic Special

When a chick smokes a joint, smokes your pole, and swallows

This new girl I’m seeing may be a pothead but damn is she great! I get a pandemic special almost every day!

by rock17 September 30, 2020

creampie special

when you order at HD BURGER ask for the special menu and say" lemme get the creampie special" then they will repeatedly fuck you in the ass and cut your head off after they are done

lets get a creampie special at hd blood

by shlonggodbertram May 24, 2018

The Jaffe Special

When you walk in the room and you see your boy giving her the good time you think that's the jaffe special if I've evrer seen it. Then you close the door and the jaffe special stays with you for ever. Notoriously attracting native stumons to your area. Careful if you loose the jaffe special the stumon will leave faster than your dad.

Tom " do you know where Alex is?"

José " yeah, in the other room giving your wife the jaffe special "

Tom " Better watch out for that stumon "

José " The jaffe special stays with you for ever "
:)

by Ted is ded March 4, 2019

Jose Special

Lazy ass with not one fuck given when it comes to work ethics. Could care less about any goals or performance. Typically has excuses for everything and bitches about how much better others are doing. Usually walks around and carries himself slower than two turtles fucking.

Yo man what's up with these people always slacking?
Yeah I know they're serving up a jose special mon-fri!

by ElPrimero September 13, 2019

spud special

a 'special' deal marketed to attract a stupid or uneducated consumer

guy 1 : i want a new phone
guy 2 : buy that iphone for 800
guy 3 : aren't they like 600 new online anyway?
guy 1 : that's a spud special no brainer LOL

by kent vandals September 23, 2013