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small penis syndrome

Term used for people of an envied lifestyle who do not seem to desrve it. Used by jealous little fags with penis size similar to or less than average. This term is always used by the poor, the scrawney, the obese, the ugly, the stupid, the ignorant. Never used by people who respect that the size of theirs is nothing short of monstous- people like that don't need to assume everyone cool is making up for it.
GUY1: That dude has a ferrari.
GUY2: He has small penis syndrome.
by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004
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Small Dick Energy

when you or a person that you know is aggressively unconfident/insecure.
brad: yooo, are you gonna try and get with a girl tonight at the frat party?
chad: no dude, i have small dick energy... never gonna happen
brad: that sucks dude. I have big dick energy, so imma go smash now. peace man.
by truther375 September 7, 2018
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Small dick energy

”Ben is so rude, he has small dick energy.”
by Chowdersbussy September 12, 2020
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Small fringe minority

Phrase meaning A massive amount of people with same views the support of many others totalling the majority of a population
Hey how was the game last night?
Fabulous the ump called a play and a small fringe minority of the crowd let him know it was a lame call. He had to reverse his decision
by Canadianica April 1, 2022
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small things

the small things that are enjoyable in the world. Like hot girls...wait thats a big thing. The small things are like when you take a dump and your shit comes out clean
damn man my small thing had so much room in her pussy.
by g-unit January 28, 2004
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somaliman

Derogatory term for a person with black skin.

Phrase originates from the Leicester area.
Check out that somaliman with the huge lips! I bet he was born at midnight.
by Dave Tiberius January 27, 2007
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Small

PRONOUNCED: \ˈsmȯl\ - similar to the standard pronunciation except the word is said long and exaggerated.

OFTEN TYPED AS: Smaaaalllll to show pronunciation exaggeration.

ADJECTIVE:

1. Used to describe a Person, a Baby or a Pet as someone who is soooo overwhelmingly cute, sweet, angelic and adorable that you just want to give them a big hug and kiss their face (forehead)... just like you are their grandma.

2. When someone is "Small" you feel just like the Classic Looney Toons Character, Hugo The Abominable Snowman.
Hugo says "What a cute little pink bunny rabbit. I will name him George and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him and pat him and pet him and rub him and caress him. I will hug him, and stroke him, and cuddle him, and sing to him, and call him George. I will love him and squeeze him and call him George."

NOUN:

3. Also used as a lovers "Pet" name, like honey, darling, sweetie, and pumpkin.

ORIGIN:

Used since the "early 1990's to today" in Chicago, Illinois by college students, Chicago's Club Kids, BMX bikers and skateboarders to describe cute things. It follows a popular speech pattern made famous by the NBC TV Show Friends character "Chandler Bing" (see - Friends Chandler) and by the "Valley Girl Movie".
AS AN ADJECTIVE:

Awww... That little bunny rabbit is small. I will love him... and squeeze him... and call him George.

"Oh how cute! That baby is smaaaaalllll! I want her. Can I have her? Puuuhhhlleeeaasssssseee???"

"My girlfriend is so small... look how adorable she is. She is soooo sweet. I love her."

AS A NOUN:

"Hi Small. How are you today? I love you Sweetie."

SYNONYMS:

adorable, angelic, captivating, charming, cherubic, congenial, cute, dainty, darling, dear, delicate, enchanting, endearing, engaging, enjoyable, ethereal, fair, fascinating, fetching, ineffable, innocent, little, lovable, nice, pleasant, precious, pretty, refreshing, righteous, saintly, seraphic, sweet, tiny, virtuous

ANTONYMS:

annoying, disgusting, irritating, lame, ugly, vile, vulgar
by ClubKid2010ASpaceOdyssey February 1, 2010
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