sap sucker

A derogatory term for a Canadian person or thing.

That douche Sidney Crosby is such a sap sucker.

by muricafuckyeah March 8, 2014

soule shocker

4 fingers in the pink, 1 in the stink, first heard in Soule Hall, a boys dorm at Phillips Exeter Academy in NH

This boy tried to give me a soule shocker...those sketchy soule boys.

by blah March 21, 2005

Sucker

A person who loves to suck on a penis because that's whats up.

" Damn bro, that one girl Denise is a pretty good sucker..she left my shit all limp!"

by PanchoYa already know May 30, 2012

the shocker

are we all forgetting this one?

2 in the beef & 1 underneath

give her 2 in the beef & 1 underneath and she will find you a smart fellow.

by philbad May 14, 2005

frat-boy cock-socket

A sorority girl. Based on the often true assumption that you cannot get with them unless you've joined a frat and paid to have friends.

"I got game, but I can't get anywhere with these chicks. They're all frat-boy cock-sockets!"

by tippy24 October 31, 2007

Soccer Momdementalist

noun: (see soccer mom)
1. A prissy, sexually repressed middle aged mother who reacts with self righteous indignation to any self confident attractive woman who invades her personal domain (any activity she participates in)

She views other attractive and self confident women as a threat to her existence, especially when her husband and children pay more attention to them then they do to her.

She reacts with a fundamentalist furor attempting to force her self righteous morality upon others by complaining to anyone who will listening and if that fails, using bribery and financial blackmail to get her way.

You should have seen the looks on the Soccer Momdementalist's faces when they saw us in our new derby outfits.

by A. Symetrical September 2, 2010

Shanghai Shocker

The act of inserting your fist into a bodily orifice and opening your hand in a swift manner

And then he gave me the Shanghai Shocker...it was amazing!

by AlabamaHotpocketz January 29, 2009