sleep puss

The physiological effect that extraordinary pussy has on the male recipient causing them to immediately fall asleep for a significant time frame thus allowing the female to go about her day without being bothered by the aforementioned male.

Girl....I'm trying to go to the club with y'all but first I have to put down the sleep puss so I can party in peace!

by Nurse bean April 3, 2016

no sleep gang

a group of cringe people that refuses to sleep for no reason, they will die one day from exhaustion

- I'm part of the no sleep gang
- Woah that's kinda cringe bro

by thisisnekk May 13, 2020

Junk Sleep

Poor quality sleep that makes you feel more tired than well-rested.

Keep calling Kevin, Keith? That's Junk Sleep.

by Matty Firm June 14, 2022

Sleep Assnea

When you're a total Ass in your sleep

My boyfriend Elbowed me and pushed me of the bed when he was sleeping,His Sleep Assnea is getting worse

by Sweetmee October 31, 2018

sleep whore

The physical embodyment of that which is "sleep". It can be referred to as either gender.

So many people go to sleep (visit the sleep whore) every day and its free. So not only do about 6 billion people visit the sleep whore every day, but the sleep whore is cheap too.

Sleep is a whore.

"Im very tired... Im gonna make a good old visit to the sleep whore. goodnight friend!"

by The fiddlin' sailor October 23, 2009

Sleeping on Margin

(v.) To wake up and stay in bed knowing that you're taking time away from some activity you had planned for (usually school or work). Usually happens because the bed is just so damn comfortable.

Clifford: Why are you always late? I thought you set an alarm clock

Me: I do, I just have a bad habit of sleeping on margin.

by Gu3ss July 20, 2011

Quantum Sleep

The involuntary time travel into the future immediately after slightly waking up and drifting into sleep again. Quantum Sleep is triggered by a later-to-be-regretted thought or phrase "let me sleep five more minutes". Quantum Sleep transports you through an hour in what seemed like two minutes. the result is lateness and thus alters the events of the day.

example:

Before: Let me catch five more minutes of sleep.

...Quantum Sleep...

After: Shit! fucking hell, I am hectically late.

unemployment boss appointment regret early

by Baniroquai Rewo November 20, 2010