sleep whore

The physical embodyment of that which is "sleep". It can be referred to as either gender.

So many people go to sleep (visit the sleep whore) every day and its free. So not only do about 6 billion people visit the sleep whore every day, but the sleep whore is cheap too.

Sleep is a whore.

"Im very tired... Im gonna make a good old visit to the sleep whore. goodnight friend!"

by The fiddlin' sailor October 23, 2009

Sleeping Chimichanga

n. when your love partner puts chile verde (green chile) hot sauce on their finger(s) and inserts them into an oraface of yours, without prior consent

I will never again sleep face down since the night I awoke to my wife giving me a Sleeping Chimichanga.

by Pedro_DePacas February 26, 2009

sleep train

NOT the mattress company, rather it's the great equalizer, a force to be reckoned with. The sleep deprived all eventually take a ride on the sleep train, even P. Diddy. After days or weeks of sleep deprivation, eventually you get on board and don't wake up until many hours later, with an epic case of bed head, crusty eyes, and pillow creases in your face. Even beautiful people wake up looking like hell.

Dude, did you just get up? You've been asleep for like 14 hours.
Yeah, I haven't slept all week, now I feel like I've been hit by a train.
You look like shit. What's wrong with your hair?
I was on the sleep train and I couldnt' get off.

by lo fo sho November 07, 2010

Sleeping Bagged

When you sleepwalk into your friends room and teabag him while you're both asleep.

Tim must have sleeping bagged me last night because there is ball hair on my chin.

by Carlos3172010 December 09, 2010

Junk Sleep

Poor quality sleep that makes you feel more tired than well-rested.

Keep calling Kevin, Keith? That's Junk Sleep.

by Matty Firm June 14, 2022

Sleep Drunk

The point where you are so sleepy it feels like you're drunk because you kind of are. The blood alcohol level rise in your body with a lack of proper sleep and also with out having to drink alcohol.

I feel so loopy right now from a lack of sleep. I'm so sleep drunk right now!

by Breaking_Sad August 11, 2017

Sleeping on Margin

(v.) To wake up and stay in bed knowing that you're taking time away from some activity you had planned for (usually school or work). Usually happens because the bed is just so damn comfortable.

Clifford: Why are you always late? I thought you set an alarm clock

Me: I do, I just have a bad habit of sleeping on margin.

by Gu3ss July 20, 2011