Skip to main content

slapping the panda

This is when you are mouth fucking someone when their head is upside down (they are on their back with their head hanging off the bed) you fuck so hard that your balls hit their eyes and give them black eyes like a panda. Before you cum you pull out and slap you cock across their face while you cum, painting their face white.
Two nights ago I hooked up with this person that was really into slapping the panda.
by Localbuzz December 26, 2014
mugGet the slapping the panda mug.

Man Slapped

Where a man slaps someone across the face with their cock.

Also a Man Slap
After the Blowjob Jeff Man Slapped Mandy
by jockofclubs May 20, 2008
mugGet the Man Slapped mug.
Related Words

flap slapper

by borat_is December 9, 2008
mugGet the flap slapper mug.

box slapper

A woman who likes to rub uglies with another woman.
She's a box slapper.
by I love box slappers! May 21, 2009
mugGet the box slapper mug.

JC Slapper

JC Slapper refers to the Welsh Light Heavyweight boxer, Joe Calzaghe.

JC refers to Joe Calzaghe's initials while Slapper describes his style of fighting. Instead of throwing punches like a man with a closed fist he "slaps" while apparently effective, it still makes him a pussy.

JC Slapper, while holding a record of 46-0, his record is highly padded and very protected.
JC Slapper fighting 40 year olds does not make him an All Time Great
by southpaw447 September 28, 2009
mugGet the JC Slapper mug.

Dictionary Dick Slapped

When you define a word so well, that it has every single person around you in tears from laughter, and you submit it only to have an admin who probably diddles little boys decline it for some unknown fucking reason.
by P.C.A. April 16, 2015
mugGet the Dictionary Dick Slapped mug.

Sapphire

A derogatory term used for a mean, bossy black woman with a lot of attitude. Derived from a character on the Amos and Andy show. It's best not to use this name when describing a black woman, because it is deemed racist, and inappropriate.
She's a Sapphire alright, lots of attitude there.
by TheNinthWave October 3, 2020
mugGet the Sapphire mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email