Skeet

Verb: To finesse, steal, or otherwise gain something usually at someone else’s expense
Adjective: Bullshit or not believable, could also refer to inadequacy

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This dude gave us like 2 Gs, when it’s supposed to be 5, HE SKEETED US!
The fact that he gave us Gs instead of five is, in fact, SKEET.

by FullTimeSkeeter March 6, 2019

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when training for the the Regatta…: and…. SKEEEEET!

Ok ok… everyone get on the rug…. And…. SKEEEETTTTT
GET YOUR CANOE OUT GIRL…. And Skeeeeet
CSC&M …,, SKEET

by M1k3ylee23 May 21, 2022

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This word has two definitions;
1.) On the West Coast, the term "Skeet" means to cum/ejaculate, or jerk off. 2.) On the East Coast, specifically in the DMV, the term "Skeet" means to leave the premises/from where you currently are, drive somewhere else, go, exit the current area.

(1) West Coast Definition:
*two guys talking about a mess in the bathroom*
Guy 1: Man look at that stuff on the toilet!
Guy 2: It looks like someone skeet all over it!

(2) East Coast Definition:
*Two people hanging out at night*
Guy: Hey what time is it?
Girl: 11:02
Guy: Oh man I better skeet home before my mom gets mad

by Dwight.beets January 12, 2019

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The action of being found out to be a pedophil. This is usuelly used by skeeter jean.

I just wanna let you know that you have been skeeted

by M.A.P hater August 9, 2024

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Slang for mosquito.

Hurry, pass me the bug spray.I'm getting hit up by all these nasty skeets !

by tjamnz April 4, 2024

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Pete Skeet

The best skeeter to ever lay your eyes on. If you need Pete, he’ll go on and skeet right over to you. Through thick and thin, mainly thick, he will be there for you. Pete will also make you skeet uncontrollably! Also, he’s married to Nev.

Fiona: “Who’s Pete Skeet?”
Tishia: “You Pete? Cause I’m about to skeet.”

by captainjoong January 20, 2022

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