krammer shuffle

Drinking, throwing up and drinking it again.

That was a typical krammer shuffler!

by LePatsch June 5, 2020

thumb shuffle

Sticking your thumb in a vagina or asshole and vigorously wagging it

“Yo dude, I thumb shuffled my girl last night and it saved me from doing any work”

by Why whywhywhy why October 24, 2017

Plastic Shuffle

When you’re at the checkout and you’re panic shuffling your debit/credit cards trying to determine which one is least likely to be decline.

After seeing the total, he hesitated and plastic shuffled his cards.

I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.

by DariusJosephus November 21, 2020

Ashkenazi shuffle

An Ashkenazi shuffle is when someone employs high verbosity and obfuscative language in an attempt to bewilder or confuse their opponent in an argument. It can involve using complex language, irrelevant details, or tangential arguments to divert attention from the central topic or to make it difficult for others to follow the discussion. It can be perceived as a form of intellectual manipulation, aimed at gaining an advantage in a debate or discussion, often characterized by a style that resembles a rhetorical dance, where clarity and directness are intentionally obscured. Especially in a way that the user deems to be characteristic of a Jewish person.

"Instead of providing straightforward answers, the politician engaged an Ashkenazi shuffle, leaving the audience confused about his stance on the issue."

by Canyon Writer July 8, 2024

desktop shuffling

In order to look busy, the lasy computer user just shuffles windows around his desktop with the odd grunt and sigh as if he/she is working hard.

Oh look at him doing nothing and just desktop shuffling.

by mattyp01 August 10, 2017

Georgia Shuffle

The act of candidates dropping out of a race and declaring candidacy in another race for the purpose of a more complex and elaborate political plan. A Georgia Shuffle usually includes three or more candidates.

Donald Trump's endorsement of Vernon Jones in GA-10 was part of a Georgia Shuffle.

by PatrickWitt April 6, 2022

California shuffle

Addicts are sent to California to get sober, but are bought and sold for their insurance policy’s . The endless cycle of being from sober living to treatment centers. The ending is usually death

It’s not only the California shuffle its the Arizona shuffle the Florida shuffle etc.

by Kingheroin May 7, 2019