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Micheal shuffle

It's when Micheal james c gets on a handstand and stretch his asshole while someone shits in his mouth jerking him off till he cums all over the place
Mason just did the Micheal shuffle
by Bob737eysgsyeu3h3 March 25, 2025
mugGet the Micheal shufflemug.

shuffle rape

Listen to your iPod on shuffle, you force yourself to listen to songs you don't feel like hearing.
I shuffle raped myself just a minute ago. I realized i hate a few songs.

shuffle rape
by suicidal grandma December 11, 2011
mugGet the shuffle rapemug.

Brazilian Shuffle

A frustratingly slow walking pace renown in Brazil.
He only know's how to Brazilian Shuffle, my guess is he'll be another hour.

I ordered in a round, but your beer is now flat because of that Brazilian Shuffle you were sporting.
by moneyinmypocket June 19, 2017
mugGet the Brazilian Shufflemug.

Cupid shuffle

When someone says Cupid shuffle you have to dance any kind of way
My friend said Cupid shuffle and I started shuffling
by Lizzoqueen21 December 12, 2019
mugGet the Cupid shufflemug.

G-spot shuffle

With an upward curved cock, in dogggy style, a thumb is inserted in the rectum with the intent to have the pad of the thumb press upon the cock curve.
I hit her with the g-spot shuffle, birch came all over the place. Had to burn my sheets.
by Blackbitchesdontlie January 28, 2018
mugGet the G-spot shufflemug.

Skirt shuffle

When a pre op trans woman jerks herself off under her skirt. Another version of pocket pool.
I saw this woman doing the skirt shuffle at a train station, it was very weird
by Dabslevent May 10, 2024
mugGet the Skirt shufflemug.

Ramon shuffle

When a ramon tries to shuffle the deck but it was literally just cut one time. In other words he did jack shit.
Don't ever ask ramon to Ramon shuffle the uno deck or everyone will get screwed over and he'll win he sucks.
by Bob685547 March 19, 2022
mugGet the Ramon shufflemug.

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