Watching The Cleveland Show

Watching "The Cleveland Show" is the act of one returning to his/her bedroom and masturbating. The patron will usually deny their actions and resort to telling the question master that they were simply, "watching The Cleveland Show".

*Ken knocks on Guy's door*

Ken: "What are you doing in there, man?"
Guy: "Oh, shit I was just uhh ... watching The Cleveland Show ..."

by Cleveland Guy Brown October 15, 2013

show the angles right

when someone asks you this, typically when you are in the shower, they will be expected some sort of pic of 😏😏😏

me: "show the angles right ong"
you: *sends ab pics in the shower*

by allupinthapuzzyho July 26, 2022

cat at a dog show

To be in an awkward possibly dangerous situation where you don't belong. Knowing that no matter how friendly the dogs may be at the moment, you are still a cat and things can change for the worse in an instant.

How was the party? I felt like a cat at a dog show.

by benth December 25, 2009

The Rocky Horror Show

It's a broadway play written by, none other, then Richard Keith O'Brien. It was a smash success in Great Britan. It failed in the US. But had a hit revival not to long ago. It follows the story of a young, couple of conservatives (Brad and Janet) to the brimming sexuality that is Dr. Frank N Furter.The movie (The Rocky Horror PICTURE show) was based on the play.

Sadly, I did not see The Rocky Horror Show

by Sheepz August 13, 2003

stock show hoe

A "country girl" who hangs around at stock shows waiting to bang anything with a pulse and a penis.

"Oh, her? She's been plowed more times than the family farm. TOTAL stock show hoe."

by Laurenjnerual June 3, 2017

Your barber is showing

When your hair cut looks bad.

You need a shape-up.
Your barber gave you a bad haircut.
Get a new haircut.
Your hair looks like shit.

Evelinda: Hey Louis, your barber is showing.
Louis: No its not. I just didn't do my hair today...

by Sarcassm June 30, 2019

Mason shit-show

One man mixing mortar in a Mason truck, then sliding hot load to grout pump, then
shooting caustic load thru shotcrete gun.

Tony the tiler doing it all vertical concrete and all. Following points in space fixing walls making plumb out of naughty twisted juniper wood framing.
He calls it sweetest plumb the point painted in Sistine Chapel. Man touching God, all man ever was at that moment, attempting perfection while ballancing on a scaffold.His master mason Ed Medley free of the burden in this life used to call it God. To see Tony the tiler obviously maxed out doing the toil of a Hottie Mason helper

One mason shit-show.

Level headed driven by plumb crazy.

by Tonythetiler January 29, 2022