stand up and be counted

Stand up and be counted, show the world that youre a man!
Stand up and be counted and join the Ku Klux Klan!
We are a sacred brotherhood, who love our country too.
We always can be counted on, when there's a job to do.
We serve our homeland day and night, to keep it always free.
Proudly wear our robes of White, protecting liberty.

Stand up and be counted, show the world that you're a man!

by someguythatsignedup December 30, 2023

Stand up guy

Michael Franzese

Hey man! Have you heard of Michael Franzese?

Are you kidding? He’s the definition of a stand up guy!

Oh, my bad!
It’s ok. Fuggetaboutit!

by Gonzorino September 9, 2020

Standing In Quicksand

Being stubborn and doing fuck-all whilst shit hits the fan in the apparent hope that things will blow over. This doesn’t stop the shit hitting the fan in any way, which makes it more or less the lazy version of the similar term “digging yourself deeper”.

Boris “Blowjob” Johnson refusing to resign is just him standing in quicksand.

by E hates Q July 7, 2022

Monitor Stand

Its the thing that makes your computer monitor stand on something

He needed a Monitor Stand for his Monitor

by Jokkerd February 11, 2021

Hand stands

Only folk who aren't pretty can do handstands

Dang, she looks like someone who couldnt do hand stands

by Wowzawowzers July 23, 2023

Man-Standing

When a man stands over someone while they’re sitting down.

Men Standing over someone / woman with their crotch in a person’s/ woman’s face while they’re sitting down in a public area.

When I ride the New York City train and the bus gets crowded that’s when the man-standing starts.

Stop man standing over me it’s gross.

by TheFeministKiara May 18, 2025