Skip to main content

do you need a spoon?

a question you ask someone right after they tell you to do some you don't agree with, you could just as easily say no or piss off but instead you go all out and ask them do you need a spoon.

it is typically followed by them asking why they would need a spoon, at that time you inform them it to eat your...

eat you ass, shit, piss, ect.
EXAMPLE 1.
boss man: You have to work this weekend.

employee: do you need a spoon?

boss man: why would I need a spoon?

employee: so you can eat my ass.

EXAMPLE 2.
Guy 1: I knew you was wrong about that movie... it sucked

Guy 2: Do you need a spoon?

Guy 1: why?

Guy 2: so you can eat my shit
by B*RAD May 23, 2014
mugGet the do you need a spoon?mug.

would you like a spoon

said to someone for purposes of randomosity. Would you like a spoon is a completely random comment used to confuse people to death.
Me:alrite mate
someone: Alrite, how ya doin?
Me: Im alrite thanks, would you like a spoon?
Someone: Blarg i am dead
by The muchos Legendarios Carlo October 3, 2003
mugGet the would you like a spoonmug.
when something pops in your spoon great fear will be inflicted upon you-
๐–๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐ข๐—บ๐—บ๐ž๐ง๐ฌ๐ž ๐ ๐—ผ๐ ๐Ÿ๐—ผ๐ซ๐ฌ๐š๐ค๐ž๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ก๐š๐ฌ ๐ฉ๐—ผ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ž๐ ๐ฒ๐—ผ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ฌ๐ฉ๐—ผ๐—ผ๐ง??
"๐˜–๐˜ฉ ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ!?"
"๐˜ด๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ ๐˜ฎ๐˜บ ๐˜ด๐˜ฑ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ!?"
something popped in my spoon means great pain and horror for the person who weipds the spoon.
by d1rtbutter February 9, 2021
mugGet the Something popped in my spoonmug.
verb; action; sexual activity involving a man and a (wo)man where they engage in anal sex while lying in the spooning position. This act occurs only when the "front" spoon is suffering from diarrhea and empties there bowels on the "back" spoon while having anal sex. also known as the cleveland steamer's angry eastern cousin.
guy one: dude, i was with a girl last night and we totally did some Dirty Baltimore Soup Spooning.

guy two: thats disgusting. please tell me it wasn't on your bed.

guy one: no, we used the neighbors picnic table.
by Baltimore Barry December 29, 2010
mugGet the Dirty Baltimore Soup Spooningmug.
1) A word for a sexual practice that doesn't mean anything.

2) A reference to sex that isn't crude
The following sexual induendo's are real and make sence:

The Angry Dragon
69
The Spiderman

But no matter how you try and think about it 'The Ol' Knife Fork and Spoon' can not be thought of as dirty.
by !!GrEeK-BoY!! May 13, 2005
mugGet the The Ol' Knife Fork and Spoonmug.

spoon my jackle

"I've put everything I've got into this one, Sir . . . . "
"Spoon my jackle, son, it's no fucking good."
by zonnzafrite November 23, 2003
mugGet the spoon my jacklemug.

Share this definition