A person who is not very quick witted, always the last one to understand the punchline. A more socially acceptable way to call your buddys “retard”
by TrippT June 27, 2023
Get the Not of speedmug. 1 minute before the show
Speed Trudger: Taco Bell might not have been the smartest meal before the concert, but it's nothing a speed trudge can't fix!
24 seconds before the show
ST: Made it!
Speed Trudger: Taco Bell might not have been the smartest meal before the concert, but it's nothing a speed trudge can't fix!
24 seconds before the show
ST: Made it!
by facespacer August 24, 2008
Get the speed trudgemug. that one mad black guy who dose stupid shit like set a firework in his house. he also barks like a dog.
by rdtfyuihyguioiuygf8jyh76u7gtbi November 29, 2023
Get the speedmug. by lyder3ybc November 7, 2021
Get the colorado speed bumpmug. Guy outside stall: "Dude, hurry up!"
Guy inside stall: "Okay, I'm going to start speed wiping, then!"
Guy inside stall: "Okay, I'm going to start speed wiping, then!"
by TheDudeWhoMadeThis April 14, 2010
Get the Speed Wipingmug. Analogous to "surfs up!". Communicates favorable conditions, acknowledgement lf favorable conditions, or personal readiness, acceptance or excitment regarding of impending events.
Similar to "shit's about to go down", but in a very enjoyable/exciting way.
Similar to "shit's about to go down", but in a very enjoyable/exciting way.
Shotgun: "dude! the Mustang next to you wants to race, man! the lights about to turn green... are you going to do it!"
Driver: "Speeds up!"
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Friend 1: "my dude! it stopped 10 guys off powder last night! snowbird is buried right now. are you cool to skip classea and ski?"
Friend 2: "Speeds up!"
Driver: "Speeds up!"
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Friend 1: "my dude! it stopped 10 guys off powder last night! snowbird is buried right now. are you cool to skip classea and ski?"
Friend 2: "Speeds up!"
by callMeIvan December 25, 2022
Get the Speeds Upmug. 