Sloppy Dangler

Taken from the word dangler, a sloppy dangler is one who dangles while also breaking their own ankles. Oftentimes, a sloppy dangler has difficulties skating or is a few beers deep. In some contexts, a sloppy dangle can be a move pulled off with little finnesse.
Max is a sloppy dangler tonight, must have had a couple beers before the game.
by Gerald Rice June 21, 2008
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sloppy joe

The name for a sadistic sexual act where intercourse is had through the anal sphincter of a female or male. During the process of intercourse, the head of the taker is shoved into a meat grinder by the giver. The gruesome process is therefore appropriately deemed sloppy joe. This process is most commonly called by a miller. Keep down your lunch, kids.
1. The repititous act of smashing through walls left the KoolAid man not only mentally disabled, but unable to stand loud noises. And so, a loud moan becomes the key ingredient for a sloppy joe... with the help of the meat grinder.
by Murphy TIts January 31, 2008
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Sloppy Joe

The act of shitting on a girls chest and then mashing her tits together
Yo, my girl friend just let me Sloppy Joe her!!
by crazyj237 April 13, 2011
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Sloppy Joe

This is when you are having anal intercourse and while u are having sex with him/her(makes it better when persons name is joe), the person that is being sodamized goes poop. You continue to have sex with her making it sloppy.
Sloppy Joe:
Buns-Guy or Girls bum
Chile-Shit
by Jason Stanley July 20, 2006
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Sloppy Seconds

Having intercourse with a partner within 24-hours of someone else.
Did you shag that russian that Will did two nights ago?

Yeah man, I had sex with the same girl last night! Isn't that rad?

No, that's total sloppy seconds!
by warpigs November 10, 2010
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sloppy seconds

Posterior carnal engagement recruiting orificial auxiliary effluence lubricously.
I don't like surprise sloppy seconds.
by V October 12, 2004
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sloppy joe

Usually done on a large breasted woman. It is when a woman is on her side and the male or female defecates on her bottom breast and then proceeds
to slam the top one down on the other only to squish much of the excrement out the sides.
That was the messiest sloppy joe I have ever done...It was seeping out all over the sides and got all over the bed.
by chris-toe-fur May 05, 2006
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