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Cape Town shuffle

Is once a man get naked you leave your socks on and proceeded to rub your feet in on a carpet for an extended amount of time and gather enough static electricity on one’s self, then you go to insert your penis into your partners vagina creating a painful yet enjoyable static discharge inside of them making it pretty electrifying.
Charlie really cooked my vagina last night with that Cape Town shuffle last night . I might buy him some new socks as he wore a hole in the last pair causing a grounding issue.
by The Cape Town shuffle May 3, 2024
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The Colombian Shuffle

Changing holes back and forth between the pink and the stink- and repeating excessively without washing or breaks in between the change up.

Famously attributed as the minimum standard wildness that a Colombian workin' girl can provide.
by Escort Services Rock May 28, 2024
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Kansas City Shuffle

When casinos use electroencephalographs and trans cranial magnetic stimulation to influence card games or when someone defines a word and ruins poker for everyone.
Man: “ Damn, did he just pull a San Francisco sidestep and bankrupt a bunch of casinos?”
Other Man: “ Nah, That was a straight up Kansas City Shuffle.”
by Crucially Dreaming April 16, 2023
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bunghole shuffle

its when you get on the ground and rub you gyatt all over the floor
"Yo, connors doing the bunghole shuffle!"
by cdr chi-chi February 25, 2025
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Shuffle Zombie

When one is attached to the act of dancing the Shuffle, thinks about Shuffling, Shuffles all the time until they act like a Zombie unless the be Shufflin', and is addicted to the song "Party Rock" by "LMFAO"
Kevin: DUDE!! Have you seen Nathan lately? All he's been doing is dancing! He's a freakin' Shuffle Zombie now!

Kyle: Shuffle Zombies are taking over the world.

Kogi: K.
by MexiSupreme October 19, 2011
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Gringo Shuffle

The phenomenon that occurs when White People try to dance, in itself a paradox because it’s not dancing per sé.
Adam: What the hell was that?
Steve: A little something called ‘dancing.’
Pedro: Nah, fool. That was the gringo shuffle.
Maurice: Y’all muthafuckas can’t jump or dance.
by goldengrey1776 March 9, 2023
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Reverse Cupid Shuffle

When you cannot retain your bowels due to perforation by a large article, thus leading to a shuffling like motion reminiscent of eponymous dance, but in reverse
"Is he okay?" "Nah, man. Look - he's doing the Reverse Cupid Shuffle." "God bless whoever does his colonoscopies."
by Teufort2 April 2, 2022
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