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Metrosexual-Shift

-A process in which millions of men are currently undergoing (see metrosexual). The Metrosexual-shift is actually an unproven theory that states: Within the next few generations (present - 75 years), over 80% of men will become metrosexuals.

-This is partly due to the rate that men are gravitating towards things that were traditionally female.

-Hair care products and styling tools, body & face creams, tight fitting clothes, sun glasses and other style trends that one would generally attribute to a female or homosexual male are catching on at a rapid speed with heterosexual males.
Contrary to popular belief, any man who owns a flat iron is *NOT* secure in his sexuality and is undergoing the metrosexual-shift.
by urbanr0cker May 13, 2008
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Bay Shitty Strawberry

The act of putting a strawberry in a woman's vagina and then shoving your thumb rapidly up her ass causing the strawberry to shoot out her vagina and then catching it in your mouth.
"Damn man I took that chick home last night and I did the Bay Shitty Strawberry on her."
by Dragonheart April 10, 2009
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shitty shitty bang bang

having sex with a member of the opposite sex while on the toilet.
A had to go to the bathroom so I called my girlfriend in there and we had a nice shitty shitty bang bang.
by abcdefghi April 23, 2007
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Blue Shift

1. The political change of the United States in favor of liberalism.

2. A commercial expansion pack for the popular computer game Half-Life that is commonly mocked with the name "Blue Shit". In my opninion, it is a good expansion that gets lots of hate for being a little too short. It also included the high definition pack for Half-Life and Half-Life: Opposing force which enchanced the graphics with new 3D models.
1. There is a blue shift in washington going on
2. I just got Blue Shift and the high def pack.
by gothrocker0207 September 27, 2005
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Shifter Walk

A walk used by the physically/mentally impaired and those who immitate them. It involves holding one arm parallell to the chest at elbow level. and using the other arm clenched to the torso at the elbo with the forearm desperately thrusting randomly in a charade that looks like the operation of a stickshift vehicle. It is accompanied by randomly spaced irregular steps. *uninteligable grunts and confused faces optional*
Charles was such an ass yesterday for Shifter Walking past that kid in a wheel chair.

Eric beat Tim yesterday in a Shifter Walk race... it wasn't funny because Tim is actually disabled.
by T-Baggen June 18, 2011
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Shifting tin

I was shifting tin like crazy last night. I sucked about five robot dicks at the Boston Dynamic’s holiday party.
by benjmartin February 3, 2018
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split shift

to have a day off in between drinking, normally in the sense of the weekend from thursday to sunday.
Jack: Hey bro you getting crunk all weekend?
Scotty: No im only doing a split shift.
by Scotty Matheson August 4, 2007
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