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sloppy shopping seconds

When a person goes shopping with one person, then goes shopping immediately after with a third person but has no interest in buying or looking at anything because they were all shopped out from the first trip.
Stephen went shopping with his nasty ex girlfriend for five hours, and his friend Shane got his sloppy shopping seconds for about 45 minutes before he quit.
by Chika March 30, 2010
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4.8 seconds

The perfect amount of time to pause before doing something.
"Hey man, I'm really nervous about getting up on that stage."

"Relax bud, all you got to do is take a deep breath, wait 4.8 seconds, and then head on out there. You'll do great!"
by mjexpress May 15, 2014
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Andie's Secret Society

A secret society ran by Andie (unfunny person), also known as A.S.S
by DoverTheDawg March 6, 2021
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Second Choice Susan

To be someone's backup if their other, more desirable option falls through/passes out/falls off a balcony/runs out of money.
A: "What are you up to tomozzle?"

M: "I'm going out with the ladies to try and pick up. But I'll call you if nothing comes through"

A: "Negative Dude, I'm nobodys Second Choice Susan, forgit it"
by Andrew McUtchen October 27, 2007
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Secret Agent

When your dick is so small that you slip in undetected.
Shelly: Larry totes pulled a secret agent on my butt yesterday.

Amy: What do you mean?

Shelly: His dick is so small that he was able to insert it in my anus without me knowing. I'm all for it when James Bond slips in undetected, but I'm considering rape charges for real.
by RodgerBirthCanal December 14, 2013
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Second chance

Something everyone should deserve. Unfortunately this happens very rarely in real life.
Give me a second chance to prove that I can be a good man
by BigManIsBig December 25, 2018
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meridian secondary school

a neighbourhood school with very few brains but a lot of talents ngl. the school is well known for its number of vaping cases every year.

the handphone lock away rule is by far the most overruled one ever. not to mention the threat of getting detention for everything.

every student would have taken boomerangs at the mirror near the central staircase or the one near the staffroom

the toilets are sub-par. there will never be tissue in any toilet and the mirrors were probably found in some HDB flat's rubbish chute.

the school might look like one of the best in pasir ris but the PSLE cut-off point decreases year by year.

but all in all a good school!
by pssspsspppsspp September 3, 2021
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