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Sexual Relations

You have one with your right hand
1: Bro, did you see that 3 and 4 are having sexual relations??

2: But 4 is just 3's hand!

1: Exactly.
by Some guy with a moustache March 23, 2022
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Once-a-year Relatives

Relatives, usually extended, that you only see once or twice a year on major holidays. Usually these visits are preceded by a great deal of apprehension and distress.
Jessica: So, I'm getting my hair refoiled, my nails done, and then going out and eating my body weight in chocolate

Becca: Oh..once-a-year relatives coming into town?

Jessica: Ya. I hate the holidays!
by razorclam April 7, 2010
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theory of relative promiscuity in childhood educators

The theory that childhood educators of any kind put out (are sluts), though the younger the children they educate, the more they put out
The theory of relative promiscuity in childhood educators played itself out last night - i hooked up with a preschool teacher, a primary school teacher and a high school teacher, but only the preschool teacher was sik for DVDA
by Tev13 October 28, 2010
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Law of Relativity

The law one should consider before posting a comment on someone's Facebook photo or status owing to the fact that his/her relatives and family might read it thereby avoiding (or promoting) humiliation. Humiliation may not always end up to the one being commented to; in some cases the one commenting might wind up deactivating his/her Facebook account.
- In accordance with the law of relativity, I'm tidying up my Facebook wall.

- The law of relativity kept him from posting nasty comments.
by Rerey88 January 13, 2013
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We know Wassup Relationship

You are not officially dating but u both feel something and ur slowly moving out of the just friends that are talking,Part in your symbiotic Relationship. But you are both special to each other.
“I mean he can do whatever he want, he just bet not do something stupid, Because he already know wassup”-We Know wassup Relationship
by She Smart July 27, 2019
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Guard Dog Relationship

It has nothing to do with Dogging, the sex act. It is a form of toxic relationship where one person in the relationship expects the other to fight all their battles for them, and basically be their guard dog. Partners should stick up for each other, but this is way overboard. The individual expects their "guard dog" to jump into the middle of every argument, fight and grievance they have, because they are completely unable to fight their own battles. They want you to always be their go-between essentially. Should the "guard dog" refuse, they will be guilt-tripped to all hell about how they don't really love them. They will probably also use the "After ALL I do for you... could you not just do that ONE thing for me?" line.

And even if the guard dog DOES try their best to get into the middle of a fight that has NOTHING to do with them, and try to resolve it, it will never be enough. The guard dog will probably hear "is that all? You didn't help me at ALL! You really let me down!"

If someone makes you their guard dog on a regular basis, break up with them immediately.
Robert: (Sarcastically) Amy your hair is ugly.
Amy: BEN!!! Are you just going to let Robert sit there and say my hair is ugly? SAY SOMETHING TO ROBERT!!!
Ben: He was just joking, man. He clearly said it in a jokey way.
Amy: You NEVER stick up for me, I guess you don't love me enough. After I got you that lovely ring, too!
Ben: Sigh... Robert, it's not nice to tell people their hair is ugly, even as a joke.
Amy: IS THAT ALL?! YOU SAID IT TO HIM SO SOFTLY!! HE LITERALLY INSULTED MY HAIR THAT I SPENT AN HOUR ON AND I'M REALLY SELF-CONSCIOUS ABOUT!! Do you view me as just not worth the effort or something?! Do I not deserve a bit of sticking up for?!
Ben: Robert, don't make offensive jokes about my girlfriend's hair, you twat. It's not funny, she's really self-conscious about it and I won't hang out with you if you insult my girlfriend that way.
Amy: You didn't even bring up the time 2 months ago when he said my clothes didn't match!!!
Robert: Look Ben, we used to be best friends, but now all you've done since you got with Amy is be her guard dog. Enjoy your guard dog relationship, I want no part of it. Bye.
by Lefty Power 123 September 28, 2020
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I really want my relatives to disappear

I don’t care what happens or how you do it. I just want them out of my life. I need to get them out of my way. Do you understand?

I really need these fuckers out of my fucking life. I’m starting to get desperate.
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