Straight Pride parade

a traffic jam

Person 1: You are so late for work! Where are you?
Person 2: Sorry Boss, I am stuck in a straight pride parade!!
Person 1: Oh dear… You poor thing

by Tobias Octagon July 20, 2022

Happy Pride

Happy Pride is a term used to denote Gay Pride festivities — that thing where you Party and Play all day until you die of dehydration and loneliness.

It has everything: catfishing, incurable AIDS, motor oil handy-j's, non-consensual penetration and Bic Lighters.

Happy Pride.
Bye, Fuckers.

by TheOnlyGian June 19, 2023

Swallow my pride

it’s a British slang i think

If i were you i'll swallow my pride and forget

by HeshamMohammed September 5, 2020

the price is right

when you hook-up with a girl and you count the number of teeth she has with your tongue.

i pashed this chick last night and i gave her 'the price is right.'i think she had 28

by curlyfries December 27, 2006

Katie Price

katie price is a legend.I love her to pieces , she is a great mum to her kids . and even though alot of people critisce her and blame her for pete and katies split , it was both of their faults not just hers.I really admire her , and the couple and love their tv show ive also read all her books , I really hope they get back together soon , I feel sorry for the kids xxx

katie price:supermum
i love katie & peter

by Louiiseeeey ♥ July 8, 2009

fellatio-prevented pregnancy

A possible pregnancy which a teenaged girl prevented by performing fellatio on the male who—if she did not sweet talk him into ejeculating in her mouth— would have ejeculated in her vagina.

The City Council approved the fellatio-prevented pregnancy method by signing a bill which directs the city's public high schools to give teenage girls mouth-on lessons on how to perform fellatio on mannequins appears to have persuaded sufficient teenage girls to sweet talk their boyfriend into ejaculating in their mouth instead of their vagina, because in the last 6-months the number of unwanted teenage pregnancies and also of abortions has sharply declined.

by but for October 1, 2017

Suicide prevention month

Suicide prevention month is on September, many people say its “no simp September” as a joke. When this month really isn’t. It’s disgusting to see people joke about this month, people need to get a new sense of humor.

“It’s suicide prevention month, not no simp September!”

by Jschlattsjuicyass September 4, 2021