Porcelain Toboggan

When a male is seated on the toilet taking a shit and the female sits on his lap. No penetration is involved. For the penetrative definition, see Porcelain Pilot.

After eating a nice meal and then taking quite a long time in the bathroom my girlfriend wanted to porcelain toboggan.

by Thinkerstein December 2, 2025

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Porcelain Destroyer

Someone so skilled in the fecal arts that they are capable of shattering a toilet from the sheer power of them taking a dump in it.

I had no idea Billy was a porcelain destroyer when I invited him over to try out my Blowtorch Chili. Now I have to buy a new toilet.

by Chunkmastarr January 5, 2026

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sprout pouch

A females/womans bra for containing breats.

Look at that girls red lacey sprout pouch

by Hovel January 5, 2007

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poopy pouch

A pouch that is attatched near the hip that will drain shit out of your stomach. Usually equipped when you go thru some fucked up surgery that will cause constipation.

1. STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR "POOPY POUCH" MOTHER FUCKER!!!

2.Man, those burritos really fucked me up.. Mind if i borrow your "poopy pouch" for a few hours?

by Jim1027 October 17, 2008

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Vagia Pouch

the pouch a woman's crotch makes when pants are worn way too tightly. Also Resembling a kangaroo's pouch.
(Similar to a camel toe)

Did you see sophie the other day? She had a major vagia pouch.

by VagiaQueen101 May 3, 2010

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(noun) a beer-carrying pouch which is created by taking the shirt off of your back, laying it flat on the ground, placing beers onto the flat shirt, then tying the lower corners and shirt sleeves to each other so that the beers cannot fall out. It is so named because when carried, to a drunk, it may appear that one is carrying the head of the snake-laden Medusa of lore.

I have all of this beer and n container to transport it. All I have are my personal possessions, my body, and a very resourceful intellect. Eureka! I'll use my shirt to rig up and Medusa pouch.

by J4N35H December 9, 2010

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