Tennessee flower pot

When your fucking a girl and shitting on a toilet simultaneously . Preferably with squirty dumplings.

"She refused to give me a blumpkin so i made a Tennessee flower pot

by shangschlong June 9, 2015

Pot Luck Fart

A fart that not only shows up at the party but brings something with it. i.e. BROWNIES
A.K.A. Shart

"Oh man, I better go change my shorts. That was a pot luck fart."

by fattoeknee July 6, 2009

Pot Bellied Pig

A severely overweight woman on whose belly one ejeculates on rather than inside her vagina.

I was afraid of knocking up that fat bitch so I made her a pot bellied pig instead.

by Partsguru13 June 3, 2017

Come out the pot

When an individual decides that selling crack (cooked in a pot) is their best course of action in life.

“Yo I just got fired from my job, I’m bout to come out the pot,

by Dub_Z1 October 8, 2021

As numb as a pot dog

Northern English slang
Not very intelligent
As intelligent as a ceramic ornament

He's (she's) as numb as a pot dog!

by Biglump March 5, 2012

Uptown pot pie

when someone lays down and then another person shits in their mouth and they close their mouth to bake it like a pot pie.

"I was so drunk last night in uptown that I let someone give me an uptown pot pie and I had to brush my teeth 5 times in the morning!"

by PotPie4Life September 19, 2019

pavlov's pot head

A Person who is such a Stoner that the mere thought of weed triggers an autonomic response.

A subject of a method modeled after Pavlov's Dog experiment, involving a clink of a bong instead of a bell, marijuana instead of food and a pot head instead of a dog.

"My Stoner roommate is such a Pavlov's Pot Head, just a clink of the bong and his eyes start to water"

by Anon Anon November 17, 2013