poop dick

The phrase "poop dick" is used to describe the state of a penis after having sexual intercourse through the rectum.

I wouldn't mind having anal sex, but I'm no big fan of the poop dick.

by A. King. January 17, 2005

POOP IN MY BUTT

An expression of frustration. Used in inescapably frustrating situations to articulate pent-up feelings of anger and hopelessness. A less harsh alternative to SHIT IN MY ASS

-Dude. Your mom's drunk and singing rock band in the living room and won't let anyone else sing.
-POOP IN MY BUTT

by mirmironthewall November 28, 2009

Poop Tuna

this is what you get when you fuck a chick in the ass, and then without cleaning your tool you put it in her pussy. Now you have Poop Tuna

Dude! Last night I met this chick and I got some poop tuna.

by tile man August 3, 2008

poop cannon

A person which is ready to poop.

Johnny was driving down the street after lunch and realized that he was a poop cannon ready to fire.

by anteater97 January 15, 2009

poop scarf

a long turd wrapped around your neck for warmth.

dammit! i'm so cold AND i forgot my poop scarf!

by isshehip November 20, 2009

poop

a funny word your 3 year old son will interject into ANY conversation you are having regardless of it's content.

I love this poopy new dinner.
I'm gonna give you poop kisses because I love you so much.
I have a funny poop poop a doop thing to say to you, mom.

by myshrah February 8, 2010

ninja poop

-the process in which feces exits the body and travels straight down into the large hole at the base of the toilet bowl as if it were hiding

That endless waterslide reminds me of a ninja poop, the people are diving straight down into the pipe, never to be seen again.

by Roux and Jeff February 25, 2006