Out-poon

To bed more women than your fellow males

Damn, he’s at it again! Johnny out-poons any of us and he has a bad back and no personality!

by Golden Hexagon May 07, 2024

Out-poon

To bed more ladies than your fellow man

Damn! How the fuck does Johnny do it? I bet he out-poons Wilt Chamberlin!

by Golden Hexagon May 07, 2024

Out-poon

To bed more women than your fellow males

Damn, Johnny could out-poon any of you, and he has no personality and no game

by Golden Hexagon May 07, 2024

poon ticker

A Poon Ticker is someone who boils over and gets completely enraged when the girlfriend or wife ain't putting out often enough. Lol

His face was red, his forehead in a blaze of frowning sweat....he was slamming shit all over the place and she wasn't giving up the love enough. He was Poon Tickin'....he was a poon ticker.

by Treebonics January 05, 2017

poon manure

The pile of feminine hygiene products found in the bathroom trashcan, usually from a group of female coworkers or classmates synchronizing menstruation.

Careful not to tear that bag when you change it. The girls in accounting have been spending too much time together and left us a lot of poon manure.

by JanitorFromShlubs November 18, 2015

Pine pooning

Intercourse in the woods while camping or boondocking.

My wife and i like to go pine pooning in the woods while camping.

by Mjhalleman July 23, 2016

pooned

a phrase used by the members of comedy trio ‘the lonely island’ to describe being mocked or shown up.

andy: jorm is being viciously pooned right now.

jorma: this isn’t that vicious of a pooning. ive been viciously pooned before.

by olive-Johnson December 27, 2017